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Bought my C220 last month with FSH although it isn't Merc SH well after driving it around for a month I thought it not as responsive as I think it should be so today I checked the air filter [emoji15] couldn't get the cover off, it was stuck fast, when it eventually came off I was shocked, I had...

Lorry carrying 22 tonnes of ketchup spills load across the East Lancs Road - Liverpool Echo :)

Drivers face a slippery situation as 24 tonnes of lard spill across motorway - Mirror Online Good job it wasnt in Yorkshire or else you wouldnt be able to move for flat cap wearing, whippet owners wiping their bread on the road :devil:

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/301534198295?nav=SEARCH Take a scroll through the pictures and prices in the window, these guys couldn't sell their grey xf so wrapped it for a few hundred quid and put a grand on it???

I bought my 2009 CLK 350 Convertible 2 weeks ago. I have a wind deflector but unfortunately didn't get the bag it came in. I rang MB parts and they said they could not sell me the bag but could sell me a complete Wind Deflector including bag. My reply ' You want me to spend approx. £450 for...

I saw some s class W220 4 white strip rear lights for sale on e bay at £90 but pick up only so messaged person if they would deliver , they replyed no ,so the lights did not sell and the person relisted them for £75 I messaged again and the person said ok to posting and changed the ad to free...

Wonder if the owner was trying to be ironic ! 2001 Mercedes Benz C32 AMG Estate W203 | eBay Nice looking car though !

:crazy: Just put my reg into we buy any car website for a casual look! Now that has got to be a real con. Sept 2012 c220cdi amg sport plus saloon, black as new with 4600 miles, guess how much they offered. Your valuation of £14,590 is valid for 5...

I had 2 tyres fitted and tracking checked at my local Kwik fit centre, I asked for the tyres to be fitted to the front as the outside edges had worn below the 1.6 mm, he said it would be about an hour so I left it with them, when I returned the job wasn't quite finished, had to wait 30 mins, the...

Just read this on another forum. Very funny! :) Anyone got any? A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Nicole Farhi suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and D+G tie, leans...

Would someone really fall for that? 1990 MERCEDES 260E AUTO BLUE - STRAIGHT 6- VERY LOW MILES - CLASSIC- NO RESERVE | eBay Wonder what has he got from vosa to confirm that mileage!!!

My Dad had his Range Rover Vogue set on fire while it was parked outside a friends house at the weekend. The Police said it was the third car in three hours that had been torched, and they had all started from the passenger side front wheel arch. My Dad called his insurance company today...

£200 cost to do a full service on a Dodge Viper?! http://www.servicingstop.co.uk Get this…in their full service schedule…. "Replace spark plugs if applicable (at extra cost)" Have a go with your car!

XCEL 3-2mm Infiniti Drylock Summer Wetsuit Medium USED on eBay (end time 21-Mar-11 20:03:15 GMT) :D

A Collectors' Dream - Mercedes E230 - Art Pioneer on eBay (end time 11-Mar-11 10:04:40 GMT)

7 Months ago i purchased a Road Angel Speed camera detector. Anyway the free subscription ran out after 6 months. Straight away i was told by the Road Angel device and by email that the subscription had ran out and i could not update the device with the latest speed camera spots (Road Angel...

I am just coming up to renewal time, Last years insurance with tesco = £1550. Renewal price = £1700! after a claim and conviction free year! :wallbash: Got a quote from admiral for £600! That'll do me thanks! :bannana: How can the difference be so HUGE! :confused:

CAT C pre-facelift E55 for £3000 :eek: 1999 MERCEDES E55 AMG AUTO SILVER on eBay (end time 12-Jan-11 13:19:09 GMT)

Have a look at this MALPAS MOTORS : e280 carat duchatelet edition fsh superb Mercedes : MERCEDES BENZ CARAT W124 E280. :)

BBC News...:eek: http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/ukfs_news/hi/newsid_4740000/newsid_4748200/4748292.stm