Going back tp the OP.... to be fair to MB, the C63 are going for ridiculsly low prices considering the amount of technology these cars have in them. Even the special editions.
I don't think that at these prices it is reasonable to expect any extras thrown in.
So while I understand your disappointment with MB, I wouldn't go as far as calling them names...
In fact I would say well done for making these cars affordable and a common sight on our roads - these are beautifully made machines and the more MB sells of them, the better. It shows that in spite of the bean counters at MB, the passion is still very much there.