Caption Competition

[ringway]

After misreading the manual, they've been at it for hours now...


How many blondes does it take to jack a car up?

 

[grober]

This early prototype 300 SL is uncontravertable proof that Rudolf Uhlenhaut and Ed Roth were in fact the same person!

 

[Rupert44]

Gull Wing Whores (don't you just hate predictive text)

 

[artyman]

The built in umbrellas are great said Sharon and Waynette

 

[Giantvanman]

The blondes are smiling it's because someone said the car goes like a rabbit.

 

[ringway]

As they discuss what the big lump on the bonnet might be, Samantha says, "Ooh! I've been reading the brochure and I think it might be the Hardon Carmen."

 

[ringway]

" The transformation with this modern cosmetic surgery is fabulous said Dieselman and DRUK."

 

[Meldrew2]

The mechanics didn't look like that when I was in Kwik Fit last time…










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[Harrythedog]

A bird in the bush is worth two in a Merc

 

[Meldrew2]

After misreading the manual, they've been at it for hours now...


How many blondes does it take to jack a car off?

Fixed that for you

 

[Meldrew2]

Is that a large air scoop on your bonnet, or are you just pleased to see us?


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[markjay]

And in typical Bltizkrieg fashion, here are the results:

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The Raunchy Entry Award is shared between Ted and Giantvanman with:

Stripped, slammed breathed on and blown.

The car also had some work done on it.

and

A suck, squeeze, bang, blow threesome.

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The Sexist Entry Award goes to ItalianTuneUp and ringway with:

The SLS was a hit with the ladies due to its gull-wing doors to protect hair from rain, and its bonnet-mounted hair dryer.

and

After misreading the manual, they've been at it for hours now...

How many blondes does it take to jack a car up?

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In Third Place, artyman with:

The built in umbrellas are great said Sharon and Waynette

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In Second Place, Rupert44 with:

Gull Wing Whores (don't you just hate predictive text)

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But in First Place, Meldrew2 with the classic:

Is that a large air scoop on your bonnet, or are you just pleased to see us?

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Over to you, Meldrew2!

 

[epervier]

Thank you.
Fairly topical one this? Typhoon Aircraft based at RAF Lossiemouth were sent to identify the aircraft - Tu-95 Russian Bear H bombers - spotted recently in international airspace. Perhaps one could speculate on the conversation between the pilots? Calling Captain Tupolev 95- please inform your stewardess Mine's a Vodka Martini shaken not stirred--- thanks

Sea Harriers tell Russians where to go,

 

[grober]

Sea Harriers tell Russians where to go,

SLIGHTLY LATE WITH THAT ONE DUDE But all contributions welcome as usual.:bannana::bannana::bannana:

 

[Meldrew2]

Over to you, Meldrew2!

--- Bows, acknowledges applause, but accepts the honour with a drunken, inappropriately political speech, then trips over on way back to table ---

OK folks, what can you do with this…

 

[Ted]

People didn't like Barry's driving as he left too many skid marks.

 

[grober]

Subaru Impreza WRX STi Ann Summers Limited edition

 

[finisterre]

The overt sexualisation of children's toys continues apace.



Dirty car::clean knickers.

Clean car:: dirty knickers.



Bonnet bra to match sir?



Beckham had no idea what caused his accident.


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[ItalianTuneUp]

Pokey pink pantie powered

 

[ItalianTuneUp]

Car for sale: one kinky lady owner, free pink panties included