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F1 on Sunday!!

Won't need a crazed-Brazilian fan - a race steward will step forward and do the dishonourable thing. ;)


Or they'll intoduce a new speed camera which can only see silver cars

Or they'll invent a brand new rule of some sort to penalise Hamilton. I am STILL incredulous that the FIA created a new rule after Sap specifically penalise Hamilton. Shocking

If Hamilton wins the championship I will be soooooo delighted as it will really piss the FIA off
 
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Not quite good enough at driving?

Are other boys faster than you in the wet?

Then you need:

Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)
This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:

Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other party, even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're way faster than you

Priority Pit Lane Access
No more pit-lane traffic worries. Want to go? - just go! (note; we cannot guarantee this after the second successful application)

Guaranteed world championship
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we'll do the rest

A bit strapped? Need extra cash? Or better ideas?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars. Then spy on them LEGALLY! With our full support.

Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a blind eye policy just for Ferrari drivers

Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?
It's OK, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they be in from of you

A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of exclusive and discreet membership activities

Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in

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That's funny....almost as funny as Hamilton deliberately taking out Raikkonen in the Montreal GP this year by crashing into the back of the parked Ferrari at the pit lane red light ! :o :o :o


talbir
 
Alonso fastest in second practice, Hamilton way down in 9th.
 
Looking forward to a good honest race won on the track by whoever is best driver on the day.
 
Hoping that Raikkonen takes Hamilton off at the first corner and then Kovaleinen spends the rest of the race trying to ambush Massa.

Now that would be proper telly... :D



Won't need a crazed-Brazilian fan - a race steward will step forward and do the dishonourable thing. ;)

how would you know?

Surely you don't watch the Grand Prix

Excellent news - Ross has just withdrawn from presenting an ITV show. Although I don't think my TV is pikey enough to get ITV...

;)

:D
 
Looks like there could be a lot of rain/thunderstorms for the race.

Should make it interesting....;)

///M.
 
Less than an hour to go...
 
Why do they use pit boards to give the drivers information? Can`t they just use the radio? just one of those things i want the answer to!!!
 

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