Peter DLM
MB Enthusiast
- Joined
- Aug 24, 2007
- Messages
- 2,285
- Location
- Milton Keynes
- Car
- 19 reg CLS 350d, 67 reg AMG GT R Caterham Levante
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Won't need a crazed-Brazilian fan - a race steward will step forward and do the dishonourable thing.
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Hoping that Raikkonen takes Hamilton off at the first corner and then Kovaleinen spends the rest of the race trying to ambush Massa.
Now that would be proper telly...
Won't need a crazed-Brazilian fan - a race steward will step forward and do the dishonourable thing.
Excellent news - Ross has just withdrawn from presenting an ITV show. Although I don't think my TV is pikey enough to get ITV...
how would you know?
Surely you don't watch the Grand Prix
Jody Scheckter argues that Hamilton is having to race Massa, Ferrari AND the FIA
http://www.itv-f1.com/news_article.aspx?id=44463
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