I shudder to think (as we all shuddered in my Morris Marina 1.8 Estate) at the milage I have travelled.
Longest journey Dhekelia (Cyprus) to Farington (Lancashire) Mitsubishi Lancers GLX 1.5. Ferry to the bottom bit of Greece nipped across the bottom bit of Greeece, ferry to the toe of Italy up the west coast of Italy, Rome, Venice, Ploken Pass, Germany and home. Think we did it in two weeks, stopping off here and there. No satnav, no mobile phone, just my SWMBO, (map reader superb) and No 1 son age 11 - no ipad or screen games for him either, just the sheer enjoyment of travel and seeing new things.
Shortest journey, this morning for milk, less than two miles - there and back - but I was in my 124, so they were two class miles.
Other longish journeys Lancashire to Berlin, through the Berlin Corridor before the wall came down. Always interesting in East Germany, the tail lights on a Trabbie are not the brightest, neither is their autobahn cruising speed. Many a time we nearly went up the chuff of one of them as the loomed up directly in front of us and no miles per hour whilst we were "moving on"
Got to be in the half a mil miles I'm guessing.