How my neighbour parked his car last night ... any advice?

[pammy]

I'm really sorry to hear of this Bill. Mark told me about it. What an utter scumbag. I feel for the new neighbours who are going to get this type of person living with them.

I think you're being incredibly pragmatic about it and respect for that

 

[Meldrew2]

Get his new address off the new neighbours and pop round and chuck a gallon of black gloss over his car ....

Honestly , you're too nice ....

A sharp knife through the sidewall of each tyre is better.....

 

[kwakdonut]

I've heard that spraying liquid 'Cat Nip' on each tyre makes an interesting cat claw sharpening post......

 

[DITTRICH]

Get his new address off the new neighbours and pop round and chuck a gallon of black gloss over his car ....

Honestly , you're too nice ....

Steady on Howard, we don't want to improve the other bloke's car, now do we?
Les

 

[Carrotchomper]

I agree. What a complete a£$e this person is. I know hindsight's a brilliant thing, and it doesn't help but I would have been knocking on his door straight away, before finding some sort of grounds to kick it in.

I think the time is the clue here- 11.45pm. Just after chucking-out time at the local perhaps?

It's probably best now to put it down to experience since all an unresolved insurance claim will do is cost you money in the long run.

Submit a Crimestoppers report about the car. Might just get him a pull next time he's returning from pub. And justice will have been served!

Or as they would suggest on Pistonheads, "Kick him in the head and nuke him from orbit"

And before anyone starts with the keyboard warrior jibes, don't mess with me or I'll come and beat you up. And kick your dog.

 

[Simon_M]

Get his new address off the new neighbours and pop round and chuck a gallon of black gloss over his car ....

Honestly , you're too nice ....

Yep, second this. Especially as he has now moved it will be very hard for him to link it to you - unless he reads this site

 

[cidersurfer]

Hey, you lot! Stop picking on peoples dogs!

 

[Sp!ke]

Do ya loike dags?

 

[cidersurfer]

Do you wanna buy a caravan?

 

[evdok]

Do you wanna buy a caravan?

Only if it's a Diesel

 

[A210AMG]

Sorry to hear of your damage.


Looks like you have out grown the road though with three cars / caravan etc it does look quite tight in there?

 

[BTB 500]

Looks like you have out grown the road though with three cars / caravan etc it does look quite tight in there?

Not really, in fact there's an unused space in front of the caravan. The SL lives in the garage so we only ever have 2 vehicles parked outside.

The caravan is a little over 7M long and we spin it 180 degrees on the drive to get it into its space (which was a front lawn when we moved in).