chic0821
MB Enthusiast
- Joined
- Jul 20, 2016
- Messages
- 1,112
- Location
- Scotland
- Car
- S63 AMG Coupe, Range Rover Sport, 992 Porsche Carrera 4S
As the tile says, I'm loaded or soon will be. Before you all start laughing, it's not an African prince who needs my help, though I'm still waiting on his funds arriving after I sent the amount he requested to him. Must remember to chase him up.
Anyway, my news. Received a lovely letter from Elena Charalambous from Cyprus. Elena is a big wheel in Astrobank, Cyprus.
Apparently my uncle Luca (never knew I had such an uncle) was unfortunately killed in a car crash & had no immediate relatives so Elena after a lot of research & expenditure managed to track me down. Luca has 25 million Euros with this bank & its all mine, well not quite as Elena wants 50% for all the time & effort & will pay all legal fees etc. Considering I never new poor Luca, its quite reasonable as 12.5 million Euros is not to be sniffed at. I just have to send her an email to get the ball rolling. I'm sure you will all be happy for me with my new found wealth. Will keep you informed how it goes. Oh, must dash as that's the Ferrari main dealer on the phone regarding my order
Anyway, my news. Received a lovely letter from Elena Charalambous from Cyprus. Elena is a big wheel in Astrobank, Cyprus.
Apparently my uncle Luca (never knew I had such an uncle) was unfortunately killed in a car crash & had no immediate relatives so Elena after a lot of research & expenditure managed to track me down. Luca has 25 million Euros with this bank & its all mine, well not quite as Elena wants 50% for all the time & effort & will pay all legal fees etc. Considering I never new poor Luca, its quite reasonable as 12.5 million Euros is not to be sniffed at. I just have to send her an email to get the ball rolling. I'm sure you will all be happy for me with my new found wealth. Will keep you informed how it goes. Oh, must dash as that's the Ferrari main dealer on the phone regarding my order