Police BMW - not

[NewMB]

very old joke (still good though)

Maybe a joke, but sounds scarily real!

 

[nigel cross]

Sounds like a wind up to me

 

[The G.F.P]

at first i thought what a male appendage

then thought your standing up for your mate who has drink driven which is never even slightly ok

then the punchline

ill nick it, re-post and tell you if anyone falls for it

 

[Carrotchomper]

Police have confiscated his car, seized his driving licence.

Clue's in the OP- Neither of these things would/could happen!

 

[Meldrew2]

I had a similar thing happen to me.

I was carrying a shopping basket out of Tescos when I looked again and instead of my steaks, I was pushing a cage full of lions.

Mind you, they were DELICIOUS !!!!

 

[kth286]

The giveaway is that the BMW is in his garage.

If he was that drunk no way would etc etc........

 

[DieselE]

The giveaway is that the BMW is in his garage.

If he was that drunk no way would etc etc........

I a tale from my past (over 35 years ago), I used to live in a bungalow with a curved drive. My then wife's car lived in the garage so I used to reverse park outside.

If the car was exactly eighteen inches from the garage door at a perfect 90 degrees to it, she who then had to be obeyed would immediately accuse me of having come home drunk. She was right, no way could I park that accurately sober.

I've grown up since then, today the car would be badly parked outside the garage and the complaint would be of the noise the taxi made when dropping me off.