So what is worse than bird poo on a new mercedes?

[Deleted96908]

I wonder how the law would stand if somebody happened to own a bird of prey that made off with the neighbour's cat?!

Depends on its religion I suppose.

 

[cb1965]

Let's see some proof of that please, all I know is the incident that I witnessed first hand of the cat doing damage to my car .
So carry on stroking your Pussy

First hand? So you had minutely inspected the car's paintwork before the cat was on your car and there was no damage and then you saw the cat on your car and afterwards you minutely inspected it again and there was damage? Or you actually saw the cat scratching your car? Just trying to understand what you mean by first hand. IMO you probably saw what you wanted to see.

Oh and then you either picked up your own dog's excrement and placed it on your neighbour's car to make a point or you had said canine climb on the car and defecate in the required place. Obviously either would be the actions of a perfectly sane balanced individual!!! Or are you in fact embellishing your story just a little to make yourself sound like a big tough guy that sorts out pussies for fun

 

[alzieboy]

Yes First Hand
The cat lept on to the roof of the car from the garage roof ,slid along, then on to the bonnet . I checked out the roof and bonnet and there straight scratches along both. The BMW was black and was looked after, I had the scratches removed by polisher at a local body shop .

So get back in your Cat Litter and do one

Sorry Folks that's all.

 

[Mike Walker]

Good to see another reasoned debate taking place on The Forum..........

 

[cb1965]

Yes First Hand
The cat lept on to the roof of the car from the garage roof ,slid along, then on to the bonnet . I checked out the roof and bonnet and there straight scratches along both. The BMW was black and was looked after, I had the scratches removed by polisher at a local body shop .

So get back in your Cat Litter and do one

Sorry Folks that's all.

Well as much as I think you're full of BS I'm not wanting to drag the readership through another pointless debate so we'll leave you and your canine excrement hobbies there

 

[Deleted96908]

Well as much as I think you're full of BS I'm not wanting to drag the readership through another pointless debate so we'll leave you and your canine excrement hobbies there

Shouldn't that be full of DS?

Just sayin'

 

[alzieboy]

Well as much as I think you're full of BS I'm not wanting to drag the readership through another pointless debate so we'll leave you and your canine excrement hobbies there

Also happy to oblige

 

[poormansporsche]

I would suggest "Kittens" but I dont think thats going to work ........

 

[MancMike]

It's probably grit stuck in the cat's pads or fur between that scratches.

 

[fab1975]

This is the most animalistic thread I have been reading on this forum for ages... I like it though ;-)

It is interesting to see how the rivalry between Audi and BMW drivers is passed down to their animals... as long as the rivalry between those animals is not passed back to their owners when they are behind the wheel on public roads P

 

[automaniaman]

So what is worse than bird poo on a new mercedes? This....