ChrisEdu
MB Enthusiast
- Joined
- Sep 5, 2005
- Messages
- 8,602
- Location
- By the southern sea
- Car
- E320CDi Estate - gone E320CDi Saloon - written off CLS 350CDi Coupé
Coming home from hospital today, some gormless bellend of a youth, cycling on the pavement, suddenly swerved into the road alongside me, nearly hitting the car, so I hit the horn.
Mr Twathead turned to look at me as though to say, 'What? I dun nuffin rong!'
Of course, being a complete moron, he failed to realise there was a van in front of us. You can guess what happened next! Splat! He hit the rear lights and side of van, then carried on, back up on to pavement, looking at me as though it was all my fault, giving me the evils as I drove on.
To add to the irony, there was an ambulance and police attend an incident on the other side of the road a out another 20yds along the road.
Mr Twathead turned to look at me as though to say, 'What? I dun nuffin rong!'
Of course, being a complete moron, he failed to realise there was a van in front of us. You can guess what happened next! Splat! He hit the rear lights and side of van, then carried on, back up on to pavement, looking at me as though it was all my fault, giving me the evils as I drove on.
To add to the irony, there was an ambulance and police attend an incident on the other side of the road a out another 20yds along the road.