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I was reading a magazine interview where this was one of the questions posed and it got me thinking.
At first I would have said that being fascinated by the little coloured globes on the centre wheelcaps of Dad's Triumph something or other.
But then I remembered that Dad's cars got bigger over the years so the Morris 1100 incident must have been the earlier:
Mum and Dad in the front and me in the back before seatbelts were deemed compulsory.
10 minutes into the journey I announced that I really needed a pee, parents response was unsurprisingly 'we just left home why didn't you go before we left?' Obviously I didn't want to ge before we left.
Anyway, I hit upon the perfect solution and proceeded to empty my bladder into the ashtray in the back of the car. The problem was that I had seriously underestimated the amount of fluid that a small boy can hold and, of course, overflowed the ashtray.
Nonetheless I remember being pretty happy that I'd done the right thing and announced that there was no longer an urgent need to stop for a toilet break.
Dad braked for a junction, both suffered and unexpected dampness around the front footwells, I was forever labelled the stupid boy of the family.
Bet Dad was glad those old cars had rubber floormats!
At first I would have said that being fascinated by the little coloured globes on the centre wheelcaps of Dad's Triumph something or other.
But then I remembered that Dad's cars got bigger over the years so the Morris 1100 incident must have been the earlier:
Mum and Dad in the front and me in the back before seatbelts were deemed compulsory.
10 minutes into the journey I announced that I really needed a pee, parents response was unsurprisingly 'we just left home why didn't you go before we left?' Obviously I didn't want to ge before we left.
Anyway, I hit upon the perfect solution and proceeded to empty my bladder into the ashtray in the back of the car. The problem was that I had seriously underestimated the amount of fluid that a small boy can hold and, of course, overflowed the ashtray.
Nonetheless I remember being pretty happy that I'd done the right thing and announced that there was no longer an urgent need to stop for a toilet break.
Dad braked for a junction, both suffered and unexpected dampness around the front footwells, I was forever labelled the stupid boy of the family.
Bet Dad was glad those old cars had rubber floormats!