1. CLSMark

    Dreaded words

    What are the worst words you can say to car guys I.e. us lot? Mrs Mark, " I'm just taking the car " " just nuts and bolts anyway " " just had it up the ramp...(dramatic pause) not good I'm afraid. " " we have got you a like for like courtesy " *Toyota Aygo Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  2. D

    Words fail me...

    Banned death driver jailed after police car chase - BBC News Only getting 18 months with his previous is astonishing.
  3. poormansporsche

    Lost for words !

    A couple of weeks ago whilst dropping my 6 year old of School I took a thorough roasting from a particular Teacher for using "Homophobic language" - My crime describing myself as a "wooly woofter". Despite being being belittled in front of all the other Parents and generally spoken to like a...
  4. Bobby Dazzler

    Do you order using words or numbers?

    When you order a takeaway by phone, do you order using words or numbers? For example, do you say "Number 1, 22 and a 6 please" or "Chicken & sweetcorn Soup, a fillet steak with wine & chilli, and a chicken fried rice please"
  5. merc85

    Words of Wisdom needed s211 cdi

    What to expect? I put my car into a Specialist for a intermitant fault. The car didn't play up on several test drives they carried out, I left the car with them for a week to see if they could fix it. During discussions possible TC could be but unlikly just starting to fail causing my issues...
  6. R

    Your day in three words.

    Stolen this idea from another forum...just say what's happened/happening in three words. Overcast all morning.
  7. Dryce

    No words .....

    CTA Digital 2-in-1 iPotty with Activity Seat for iPad: Amazon.co.uk: Baby :eek:
  8. developer

    Why use a few words........

    Blimey, Autocar must have had some column inches to fill :eek: "Perhaps nothing exemplifies this more than the engine’s capacity to languish in the background. Muffled would be an unfair description - instead it hums benevolently in the background, waiting to be whisked up by a brilliantly...
  9. Piff

    Underlined words - pop up adverts

    In the last couple of weeks, web pages seem to have lots of words underlined. As the cursor goes over the underlined word an advert box opens. Even a post I made here myself: http://www.mbclub.co.uk/forums/ot-off-topic-forums/147262-roof-remedial-work.html (post #4) has the word "access"...
  10. scottishman2

    Words of wisdom please....

    Moving house shortly (subject to contract!!) and will be increasing mileage as a result. Got to keep the CLK55 cos its fabulous... Think the VW Phaeton -at 30MPG and £250 a corner for tyres (not to say top rate of road tax, and pain in the neck servicing cos it needs a "specialist") will need to...
  11. stwat

    The Mighty 190. Warning, Music vid contains naughty words!

    :D:D lYaIFvRqv2k
  12. WesLangdon

    banned words

    I tried putting up a e-bay post and the automatic sensor says that there is a banned word in the post. The nearest thing I can see to something rude in it is the word cult? Is this the Scunthorpe phenomenon?
  13. trapperjohn

    Gentle Words of Caution. 124'S

    Every now and again you know you have to do some routine maintenance of a more than the normal kind, even to these noble beasts. So up for change were the rear subframe bushes both fore and aft of my 124 Estate. I may add that the milage is now around 227K and this car works for a living. So...
  14. swannymere

    A picture paints a thousand words.

    Lesson for today, a picture paints a thousand words. Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass. In the process, we end up in trouble. And when you find yourself in trouble and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of, there is one thing you should...
  15. verytalldave

    The power of words.......

    Take a little time to watch this............because you CAN.......... YouTube - The Power of Words
  16. M

    Whitenemesis thanks all for the kind words and condolences

    Posted on Peters behalf
  17. crockers

    Stumped for words.....

    Was driving along A419 towards Swindon this morning, pulled out to pass two slow moving cars ahead, when the latter of the two - a Renault Clio - indicated left. I assumed (big mistake) that he was intending to pull off to the left into a garage...........................big mistake to assume...
  18. Satch

    Words of wisdom from HMRC

    This, I am assured, is the text of a genuine HMRC letter: "Dear Mr X, I am writing to you to express our thanks for your more than prompt reply to our latest communication, and also to answer some of the points you raise. I will address them, as ever, in order. Firstly, I must take...
  19. L

    Only a Corsa Owner can be that........fill in the words:)

    read it up to page 3...or more if you wanna have a laugh lol http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=184051
  20. pammy

    Big People Words

    A group of year one children were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first year at infant school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! 'You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over...
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