So before the inevitable slating of me begins just to clarify the background.
I have 2 Irish former Racing Greyhounds that both had a pretty £hitty start to life.
Secondly Greyhounds have exceptionally thin skin that not only makes them more prone to suffering from low temperatures but their skin is very easy to damage (Google Greyhound skin tears, it's not nice) Hence the reason why most Greyhounds you see wear coats even in the summer.
So now you are aware of my facts let us continue..........
So innocently walking the hounds minding my own business. 2 Horses and riders go past. The fat cow rider (the relevance of the fat bit will be revealed soon before all the fat wokes start chipping in) shouts loudly to her mate (definitely so I could hear) "I bloody hate it when idiot owners mollycoddle their dogs and force them to wear coats, it's just not natural for them"
I am a big boy but the one thing you do not do is question how I look after my dogs. Something just went pop in my brain. So I walked up and poked her in her blobby leg and said why don't you mind your own business, commenting about things you know sod all about. I'm entitled to my fcking opinions she replied. So I replied well you obviously know f£ck all about animal welfare as otherwise you would not be inflicting that poor horse with your fat body, look at it poor thing it's knackered. Fck off she replied so I wobbled her leg and said you done well actually getting on the horse, some form of crane ? To which she burst into tears and trotted off.
Fast forward a few days and whilst walking the dogs again a car screeches up beside me and a weasley bloke jumps out and starts ranting at me for upsetting his wife. So after a few choice words and some pushing and shoving and the dogs getting somewhat upset (they are not aggressive in the slightest) off he went. Funnily enough not seen her down my road since.
Let the slating commence
