Idiotic copper

[didi w203]

That was very good of you. People who pay their fines when they've committed an offence are to be applauded.

Cheers dude. Maybe I could of haggled in my native tongue and got a discount lolol.

 

[cinek]

People who pay their fines when they've committed an offence are to be applauded.

And people who dont commit offences, should be given medals.





Off to get mine

 

[didi w203]

And people who dont commit offences, should be given medals.

Off to get mine

Comedian lol^. Dont forget to use the green cross code when you wanna cross the road to get to the shop lmao.

 

[cinek]

Dont forget to use the green cross code when you wanna cross the road

Even if I wanted I couldn't, as normally wear it for work anyways

 

[Lord-WYBMAnE220]

Here's one for the Muslim members of our community to console themselves with :
http://tinyurl.com/k47auzn

 

[jotter22]

Here's one for the Muslim members of our community to console themselves with :
http://tinyurl.com/k47auzn

And thats when i just wished the copper reached in and put his lights out!
I could not be a police person!

Tony.

 

[didi w203]

Lmfao

Sent from my GT-I9300 using MBClub UK

 

[Pittsey]

Driving in the middle lane on an empty road does tend to piss people off.

Actually it doesn't. Being an empty road, there is no-one there.

 

[E55BOF]

Now you're being silly....

If the road is empty, there are NO cars on the road. That must include the one in the middle lane, which is therefore not there.

Anyone have a view on how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

 

[Motorvating]

The original post reads like a chip on the shoulder wind up to me.

The O/p clearly says he was in the wrong on two occasions, then is deliberately evasive to the Policeman, claims the Policeman was threatening and abusive, (using language I doubt any modern Police would use), then pulls the religion card.

I take it it is April 1st today?

I take it this is a wind up, or you have no idea about out great Police force, who are amongst the greatest criminals in the UK. If you really think a modern copper wouldn't use language like that, you are out of touch with modern UK. Many coppers are violent thugs and institutionally racist , and as bad as the criminal element they are supposed to protect us from.
If you live on a leafy estate, you would have a very different view of coppers to people who live on the estates, an immigrant, Muslim, or any other group of people who the government doesn't like.

 

[Pittsey]

Now you're being silly....

If the road is empty, there are NO cars on the road. That must include the one in the middle lane, which is therefore not there.

Anyone have a view on how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

It's getting a bit like the tree falling in the woods scenario isn't it.

If no-one's there, is it really empty?

 

[Paul/]

If the road is empty, there are NO cars on the road. That must include the one in the middle lane, which is therefore not there.

Worse than that- according to some interpretations of quantum physics- if the road is empty, and no-one is observing it...the road itself might not actually exist at that instant.

 

[E55BOF]

Like Schrodinger's cat; it both does and doesn't....

 

[artyman]

In any given instant in time any moving vehicle is stationary.

 

[Paul/]

Like Schrodinger's cat; it both does and doesn't....

I like to think that Mrs.Slocombe's catchphrase in "Are You Being Served?" was a secret homage to that thought experiment.

 

[Stratman]

Like King Canute and the waves, Schroedinger's cat is often misinterpreted.

Canute ordered back the waves to prove to his sycophantic followers how powerless he really was. Schroedinger published his thought experiment to demonstrate how quantum physics doesn't apply to large (read bigger than fundamental particles) objects.

 

[martin_a]

In any given instant in time any moving vehicle is stationary.

Heidegger gets pulled over by the police

"Can you tell me how fast you were going sir?"

"No but I can tell you exactly where I am"

 

[Paul/]

Heidegger gets pulled over by the police

"Can you tell me how fast you were going sir?"

"No but I can tell you exactly where I am"

Nice idea, but it's funnier when Heisenberg does it

 

[E55BOF]

How certain are you of that?

 

[E55BOF]

Like King Canute and the waves, Schroedinger's cat is often misinterpreted.

Canute ordered back the waves to prove to his sycophantic followers how powerless he really was. Schroedinger published his thought experiment to demonstrate how quantum physics doesn't apply to large (read bigger than fundamental particles) objects.

A wilfully misinterpreted cat, actually....