Jonnyboy, you're easily cracked up.....
The car was in Liverpool; I was in Beaconsfield. I had a long chat with the dealer on the phone, and on the basis of what he said I went up to collect the car. The dealer was somewhat economical with the truth; I was expecting that. I was expecting to have to pay for some bodywork, quite possibly wheel refurb, and some service items - like new brakes on the front. It's the sheer volume of those 'some service items' that is the problem.
"Or did you just think "hey, it's a dealer, the car will be as new" ????" Don't be silly. If you read my post #16 again, carefully, you will find that the basic point you make is already covered.
I can, I think, reasonably expect at the very least the engine mounting, the brake fluid change, and the steering pump to be covered either by the warranty, or by the dealer. Other than that, we'll see. I'm not looking to screw him into the ground, and so far at least he's not looking to do the same to me...