Virtual Pub

[MissyD]

My sequinned thong is making my nuts and pork scratch - does that count ?

That made me laugh

 

[LTD]

That made me laugh

That’s what all the girls say at first

 

[MissyD]

That’s what all the girls say at first

They come back for more

 

[LTD]

They come back for more

They seldom stay away

 

[ChrisEdu]

Always time for another
Same again?

Yeah, I'll have another bottle!

 

[MissyD]

Yeah, I'll have another bottle!

Okey dokey Chris, enjoy

 

[ChrisEdu]

Okey dokey Chris, enjoy

Hey! What gives?! This bottle is empty!

 

[MissyD]

Hey! What gives?! This bottle is empty!

That was quick!

 

[Neiltodd]

Much busier night in the pub last night!

 

[MadMerx]

I guess every has forgot they have lost an hour due to the idiotic clock change!

 

[MissyD]

I guess every has forgot they have lost an hour due to the idiotic clock change!

Mine was down to the amount of Baileys consumed

 

[MadMerx]

Yes but that was for medicinal purposes....

 

[MissyD]

Yes but that was for medicinal purposes....

Absolutely, and should be taken when necessary

 

[MadMerx]

Best fix yourself a large Baileys in that case...

 

[MissyD]

Best fix yourself a large Baileys in that case...

oh go on then, what can I get you?

 

[MadMerx]

Have you got any Kraken spiced rum? Double with coke please

 

[Trickythemerc]

Sarah Dearest, Last night I asked you for something long and cold... I didn't expect you to come up with a frozen savaloy sausage.........

 

[MissyD]

Have you got any Kraken spiced rum? Double with coke please

I'm pretty sure I have

 

[MissyD]

Early start tomorrow guys, so if you want anything else, just help yourself and lock up when you leave. Can you put the key under the mat, thanks

 

[ChrisEdu]

Early start tomorrow guys, so if you want anything else, just help yourself and lock up when you leave. Can you put the key under the mat, thanks

Which one is Mat?