What do you do when you drive?

[Spin_bowler]

Crackdown on driver behaviour reported Motorist caught committing 'indecent act' in police crackdown on driving offences - BBC News

It reports the penalty for using your mobile phone but not that for 'using' the contents if your underpants. How bored could you be that playing with yourself felt like the right thing to do whilst driving?

 

[Mike Walker]

Use of mobile phones / texting is sadly commonplace and there is rarely anyone around to prevent it.

Indecent act - what??

 

[brucemillar]

"One person was seen committing an "indecent act" as they drove at speed in a BMW on the M40"

They just had to add in the BMW, didn't they?


I live in Kent and phone usage is rampant when driving. There is no visible Police presence on the roads. I actually cannot think when I last saw a Police car on the road here in Kent? The unused cars are all parked up at petrol stations as a hopeless deterrent to petrol thieves, who, like everybody else recognise that that the car has not moved in a month.

 

[Bellow]

It reports the penalty for using your mobile phone but not that for 'using' the contents if your underpants. How bored could you be that playing with yourself felt like the right thing to do whilst driving?

Why do you assume they were 'using' the contents of their own underpants?

 

[Dogbreath]

Why do you assume they were 'using' the contents of their own underpants?

Never done this on my own, but had a lady friend use the contents of my underpants while I Was driving...! I was young ,foolish and horny...:bannana:

 

[Spin_bowler]

Why do you assume they were 'using' the contents of their own underpants?

The tone of the article seemed to indicate one person was caught rather than a couple (or more). So more Onan than Gillian Taylforth.

 

[lisa110rry]

What do I do when I'm driving? Well, certainly not that (neither using my phone nor the other).

I do occasionally worry when driving with the top down that the great big juggernaut next to me won't see me...now I have more reason to be concerned.

 

[developer]

So more Onan than Gillian Taylforth.

A great explanation .

 

[developer]

My mate Dave once knew a very petite young woman who could fit most of her body into the passenger footwell, thereby keeping a very low profile as she demonstrated that head and shoulders was more than just a shampoo.

I suspect autonomous cars will open up a whole new level of possibilities .

 

[brucemillar]

My mate Dave once knew a very petite young woman who could fit most of her body into the passenger footwell, thereby keeping a very low profile as she demonstrated that head and shoulders was more than just a shampoo.

I suspect autonomous cars will open up a whole new level of possibilities .

I seem to recall reading an article (maybe in a porn mag) where some guy had his member bitten off when he crashed during some oral outing in his car. Chomp!!

 

[Bellow]

I seem to recall reading an article (maybe in a porn mag) where some guy had his member bitten off when he crashed during some oral outing in his car. Chomp!!

Robin Williams movie?
(Car parked and rammed?)

 

[BTB 500]

I seem to recall reading an article (maybe in a porn mag) where some guy had his member bitten off when he crashed during some oral outing in his car. Chomp!!

I read of similar injuries in a (fatal) light aircraft crash, and that was in an AAIB report! The pilot had been drunk as well as 'distracted'.

 

[brucemillar]

Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash | Metro News

 

[d w124]

I did wonder how long before Dave get's mentioned

 

[Alex225]

I'm sure that people knocking one out behind the wheel of their BMW is fairly minimal but the usage of mobile phones is staggering.

I have had hands free phone calls before and personally see no difference talking into an open speaker than talking to a passenger. Ultimately, driving is the priority and the conversation can wait regardless. I'm still amazed how many drivers are seen holding a phone up to their ear though, knowing that it affects your ability to control the car let alone the fact that it'll land you in trouble.

Sadly I think half the problem is that because one in every however many hundred/thousand people have a problem from using their phone there's that attitude of, 'Oh it's only this once' etc. There is also that element of people who simply don't care.

 

[Spin_bowler]

Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash | Metro News

The name of the newspaper quoted in that story, "Sin Chew," is ridiculously apt.

 

[brucemillar]

It's all too much to swallow really.

 

[Meldrew2]

Clearly he was driving like a w****r ...

 

[E55BOF]

I recall an ad in a 'gentleman's' magazine for an a US device call an Auto-Jack (no, really); basically, a vibrating sleeve. If you were sitting, bored, in a traffic jam, you plugged it into the cigarette lighter, popped it onto the appropriate appendage, and Bingo! you were rather less bored, for a while at least.

 

[Major774]

He was trying to look for reverse gear.