What do you do when you drive?

[zipdip]

What do I do behind the wheel,well mostly keep a eye on all the idiot motorists that seem hell bent on causing mayhem,I seem to be having a run of drivers on single lane A roads,who want to have my bit of road while the go round a bend ,they seem to be surprised that I am there,I am also prone to breaking into a sing along with the radio,or cd that's playing ,to be fair driving on motorways you see the most amazing scenes,I have seen a driver reading a paper road map,checking delivery notes,putting on lipstick,texting,using the hand held phone,feeding a dog on the back seat,but not all at the same time,as for anything sexual,I must have missed that.

 

[Wheelsnuts]

I recall an ad in a 'gentleman's' magazine for an a US device call an Auto-Jack (no, really); basically, a vibrating sleeve. If you were sitting, bored, in a traffic jam, you plugged it into the cigarette lighter, popped it onto the appropriate appendage, and Bingo! you were rather less bored, for a while at least.

It would take a Clever D**k to jack up an auto that way.

 

[Rayny]

Robin Williams movie?
(Car parked and rammed?)

Life according to Garp - If memory serves me correctly.

 

[fab1975]

At the least the BMW driver did not kill anyone...unlike this absolute disgrace of a human being: BBC NEWS | England | Sex act fatal crash driver jailed

 

[lisa110rry]

At the least the BMW driver did not kill anyone...unlike this absolute disgrace of a human being: BBC NEWS | England | Sex act fatal crash driver jailed

Disgusting.