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What was he thinking

Always been "Benz" and "Royce" for me...
 
i call it and benz....and what..??? come on now dont be afraid to be different..?? dont be scared old boring ****
 
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The point is, tony, you're not being different.

You are being a sheep & following the current fad by copying the ghetto / gangsta lingo that is from a culture which is (Thank God) still a million miles from the Badlands of Essex. Do you also wear your baseball cap at a jaunty angle or your trousers around your a r s e or have tattoos because some American inner city rapper does?

If 50 cent or whoever is the flavour of the week rubbed sh1t on his head or wore jeans with one leg 2 feet shorter than the other I swear you'd see some idiot in your local High Street doing the same thing within a few days & thinking he be cool because it be from da ghet-to.
 
I'm with #6. I look at the wheels to see if the car sitting at the junction is moving as I approach it on the main road. But I liked this one:
 
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I've got an old (boxy shape) Fiat Panda and I've seen one of those fitted with spinners (it was, admittedly, on an American air base in Suffolk). You've got to have a sense of humour to drive an old Panda, so big up to the guy :D

Cheers,

Gaz
 
What's in a name...

Wannabe gangsta rappers refer to it as a 'Benz' ... :rolleyes:

Normal people call them 'Mercs' or just good plain old 'Mercedes'

I have never , ever in my life heard a Rolls Royce called a 'Royce' , heard them called a 'Roller' or a 'Rolls' but never a 'Royce' ... thats just silly .... :D

Hadn't looked back at this thread for a while... made me chuckle and took me out of a grumpy mood.... I will never refer to it as a Benz again ! As a fully paid up old-fart I refer to "the car" affectionately as the "Dog-Box" (see profile pic for obvious explanation) and in public as a "Mercedes"... and hope I will not be mistaken for a gangsta rapper (about as likely as hell freezing over etc etc...). let's be grateful the the girl whose name was eventually incorporated in the brand had such an elegant name which sounds good in any language... I will resist the temptation to even suggest what might have been if Mr. Jellinek's daughter had a different name, that really would be silly...

thanks for making me smile this morning anyway
 
Horror of all horros, I saw a Maybach with big chrome spinners in Moscow two weeks ago! Did it look cool???? Um.... haha! But people did look.. and I think that's the idea! In Russia at least, getting looked at is all important, whether 'cos you look a tw*t or super cool!
 
You lot need an update on the lingo.

Don't worry though, I am here to help.

Benz = Mercedes Benz
Rims = Alloys
Rag = To drive very fast and put other drivers at risk
Bimz, Beemer = BMW
Dubs = Volkswagen or Alloys if you live in the US
Ride or Whip = Car

If you hear anything else let me know and I will translate

Actually you are wrong. Dubs = 22" rims hence double 2s, hence dubs. Or in Ireland its the Dublin football team:D
 

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