Big Whiplash Payout, Here I Come!

[Deleted member 37751]

its probably best that the tag meister has retired..

Why?

 

[nick mercedes]

Why?

Nobody can diss Kent.

 

[mika]

Why?

because of the word Whiplash !

oh maybe he hasnt retired - i prefer special K(...waits for new tag)

 

[swannymere]

Nobody can diss Kent.

Gravesend.

 

[nick mercedes]

Gravesend.

You could be right, a quick google reveals:

"How has this fleapit of south-eastern chavdom escaped mention thus far? The town’s per capita average weight of fake gold likely outweighs most Zurich banks, while the number of sportswear-clad pikeys exhibiting naff tattoos, spiky but balding hair, lardy girlfriends and parents with the combined IQ of a retarded housefly seems to increase massively every week.

It is impossible to describe the increasing chav culture of the town unless you live there. Visit any pub after 10pm on a weekend night and you invite the permanent imprint of a chip-infested sovereign ring upon your chin.

Moreover, the short-skirt brigade of chavgirls, in their 26ft-diameter plastic white earrings fail to appreciate that cellulite and belly fat will be their lot once their first baby pops out at 15. Well done Gravesend Chavs, the world laughs at you in your hovels, your souped-up Ford Capris and the nightly kicking you take form your chav dad every Friday night."

Gravesend | Chavtowns - Britain's worst places to live!

Best stick to Bluewater.

 

[Londonscottish]

I'd be more worried if I was in Landan...

Liverpool is the whiplash claim capital of the UK.

 

[stevieb15]

Liverpool is the whiplash claim capital of the UK.

Sooner or later it was bound to excel at something

 

[NW_Merc]

Sooner or later it was bound to excel at something

Capital of Culture 2008 sweety.

 

[DSM10000]

Capital of Culture 2008 sweety.

Indeed it was but I believe that the antibiotics did eventually clear it up

 

[NW_Merc]

Indeed it was but I believe that the antibiotics did eventually clear it up

Ah ah ah, pass me the gaffer tape precious, my sides are splitting

You better sit down before you hurt yourself after that

 

[mika]

to celebrate the city of culture status the John Lennon airport was used extensively to bring in visitors
probably wasnt such a good idea...

 

[DSM10000]

Ah ah ah, pass me the gaffer tape precious, my sides are splitting

You better sit down before you hurt yourself after that

It was always said that Scousers could take a joke, especially if it was left unattended.:bannana:

 

[NW_Merc]

to celebrate the city of culture status the John Lennon airport was used extensively to bring in visitors
probably wasnt such a good idea...

That was when certain travelling members of kent were passing through