Are you by any chance the disenchanted owner of a bad post-1996 car?
I currently own two mercs, (both w124s), one 14 years old, the other 11 years old, both rust-free. My Avenger's front chassis outriggers rusted through along with the top mountings for the struts; I got up one morning to find it nose-down on the road where it was parked, with the front wheels pushed through the lace-like inner wings. It cost me far more to buy, in relative terms, than both my current cars put together.