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Are you tearing me off a strip?
Don't forget to collect your coat on the way out....
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Are you tearing me off a strip?
Don't forget to collect your coat on the way out....
Was the after-shave a mistake?Takes me back to 1978 when wife was in hospital for birth (natural) of our first child and nurse gave her a "haircut" with a disposable razor, which she did not enjoy at all. Fast forward 7 years to the impending birth of our second, she asked me if I would "prepare" her for admission as she did not enjoy the first one. If I tell you any more I'll have to kill you (if I survived her finding out I'd told you!!)
Was the after-shave a mistake?
Disposable razors are no good for the task in question.Takes me back to 1978 when wife was in hospital for birth (natural) of our first child and nurse gave her a "haircut" with a disposable razor, which she did not enjoy at all. Fast forward 7 years to the impending birth of our second, she asked me if I would "prepare" her for admission as she did not enjoy the first one. If I tell you any more I'll have to kill you (if I survived her finding out I'd told you!!)
Don't tell me, a friend told you......Disposable razors are no good for the task in question.
You need a modern razor that utilises cutting edge technology.
They would have done.......if I had any.Don't tell me, a friend told you......
Already available .See how they like it
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Occam's razor?Disposable razors are no good for the task in question.
You need a modern razor that utilises cutting edge technology.
Wire wool and Dettol!
Perhaps a generous application of Brut 33 ("Splash it all over") wasn't the best idea.
You old romantic you...Wire wool and Dettol!
Oh come on Mikey. Don’t say that. There must be someone.They would have done.......if I had any.
Only kidding. I was just going for the sympathy vote.Oh come on Mikey. Don’t say that. There must be someone.
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