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pammy

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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from all that skipping."
 
Havn't heard a decent blonde joke in ages.

I saw this great t-shirt once it read "Please speak slowly.. I am naturally blonde"
 
kikkthecat said:
Pammy,
we just love these little insights into your lifestyle :D :D
he he - I know you do;) but which are me;)
 
Pammy, want to swap jobs? You seem to find all the humour while at work, keep on posting you make my day (sometimes :) )
 
Ian B Walker said:
Pammy, want to swap jobs? You seem to find all the humour while at work, keep on posting you make my day (sometimes :) )
:D I get a lot of it from work ;) and know just the people to share some of it with;)
 

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