Well well well I'm glad I didn't light that cigar....
I just took it out for a spin. It is 7.5 degrees celcius, and I'm please to say the embarrassment factor is eliminated. The car is quite going around a corner....
However, it has turned into a mute crab....Yes, you can feel it moving sideways on my own local familiar streets, but it does it silently. It is a rather weird experience now, and much more difficult to illustrate to anyone that anything is wrong.
I'll definitely rig up my GoPro camera first thing in the morning and try and get some silent film and see what is going on with that wheel.
So sounds has been eliminated but it still crabs....
Will be interesting to see if you suffer from the same uneven tyre wear as you did with your original tyres.