Its an ill wind------!
File" Vat up to 20%" under the section header "Convenient excuses to shaft the customer" Other excuses would be
Metrication [ getting a bit old now]
World market prices [ but only when they go up!]
New EEC regulations [ always a favourite]
The Chinese [ there's millions of em= easy target]
Somalian Pirates [ very poor PR-- where's Max Clifford when you need him?]
The banking crisis [ the people you instinctively know must be at fault]
Iceland Volcanoes [ extinct of otherwise]
El Nino, al Qaeda, Iran/Taliban/ Kazakhstan [ or any dodgy sounding foreigners especially ending with --'an]
Ryanair [ no explanation necessary]
Climate change [ this going to run and run]
The Australian flood disaster [ new kid on the block]
The demise of Sooty and Sweep [ fall back excuse if all else fails]