Rose Chap
MB Enthusiast
With my car I never stop and never park up = No parking damage and I retain my nice valve caps.
You must be bursting for the toilet by now.
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With my car I never stop and never park up = No parking damage and I retain my nice valve caps.
You must be bursting for the toilet by now.
He was furious that I stopped & got out to check for damage etc as it had only been a gentle tap!!
You must be bursting for the toilet by now.
Some people are beyond belief.
A few years ago, I was driving back home from dropping my partner off in Notting Hill. Central London speeds aren't exactly high and in Kensington Church Street it was about 10-15mph and really stop and go traffic. I had noticed that the Chelsea tractor behind me was really close to my rear everytime I had to stop for a traffic light or a pedestrian crossing.
Eventually, what I feared happened. When I stopped for as pedestrian crossing with belusha beacons, the chelsea tractor ran into me. I hadn't stopped abruptly or anything, visibility was great, etc.
I got out to take a look at it and immediately got a lot of abuse from the stupid woman in her tractor! She hit me and then I got the ear full for suggesting that I at least wanted to check if there was any damage. She said she would drive on, but when I told her I had already noted her registration and would straight away report her to the police, she, reluctantly, agreed to park the cars and check it out.
As it happened, there were some scuff marks on the rear bumper. I told her that I definitely wanted to at least get the parking sensors checked to make sure they were alright. I would have been quite happy to come to a friendly arrangement at that point.
But she just continued giving me all kinds of abuse all the way through to the stage that I got very fed up with her - she didn't want to talk reason? Fine. I reported the accident, her insurance had no other option to accept the full blame and to pay out for inspection + completely new bumper + all costs. I bet that taught her a lesson or two about good manners and how to keep proper distance while driving.
I reversed into a brick wall once when I first had the car because I was stressed (Oh dear)...
With my car I never stop and never park up = No parking damage and I retain my nice valve caps.
When driving home once - not in Edna - a mature git hit the back of me - only a gentle nudge - but hit me nonetheless.
Slightly OT Pammy but as it's your birthday today (Friday)... Each birthday gets you closer to the time when you find yourself one of them (or whatever the equivalent term is for a more mature woman).
BTW, this year I'll be 62 and it frightens the hell out of me that the day could be approaching.
You never know?? I'll have a word with my chauffer Giggle, giggleHopefully I'll be shacked up with my millionaire by that time and have a chauffer so won't care anyway Mmm - never gonna happen methinks
Tell me about it!!! It's scary when you see Grumpy Old Men and Grumpy Old Women and think - aaargh - I agree with them!!
Typical woman driver and excuse...!
And perfectly acceptable too!
I would love to invent a system whereby anyone or anything that gets to within a few inches of your car, a load mega-phone blasts out words to the effect of 'get away from my car you silly person [or words to that effect]. You could have a choice of words to insert or 'smacka my car - I smacka your face
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