Never really minded traffic wardens and always been extra paranoid about where I park but my latest run in with one in particular seems to be un-earthing some deepest regions of the soul and all I can think of now is climbing a tower with a sniper rifle and start picking them off so apologies for the vent 
Friday afternoon drove into London (forgot to pay the congestion charge so thats a fine I am willing to accept as it my fault but still bloody annoying you can't pay it past 12 as I remembered at 1am) and parked up, put a quid in the meter which bought me all of 25 mintues, went and picked up a sandwich came back to the car with 8 minutes left ate it and as I was about to drive off got a phone call so I do the right thing and not drive while on the phone.. while im talking on the phone sitting in the car a traffic warden walks past me looks me in the face and walks on past, next thing I know he slaps a ticket on my window !!!!!
Get out asking him what the hell he thinks he is doing and he jestures to the meter and says you are 4 minutes over !! Tell him I am sitting in the damn car talking on the phone and he goes thats my problem I should have known when my time is up. I mean all he had to do is tell me to move on or jesture to the meter or something but I imagine that would require some people skills or a bloody soul and the cheeky sod inflames the situation more by walking away while im talking (nope not shouting though extremly annoyed) to him about this.
Extreme self-control or I think I would have ended up in Jail for wrapping that ticket machine around his head ! Common sense took over and I got the digi-cam out took pictures of the meter and the warden himself which he did not seem to like made a note of his number and its going to be followed by a right bitching to his boss even though I doubt its going to acheive anything.
Grrrr... hate em all ! absolute hate ! Next time one steps out in front of the car without looking where he is going as happened last month I am stepping on the gas instead of the brakes.. only kidding.. or maybe not

Friday afternoon drove into London (forgot to pay the congestion charge so thats a fine I am willing to accept as it my fault but still bloody annoying you can't pay it past 12 as I remembered at 1am) and parked up, put a quid in the meter which bought me all of 25 mintues, went and picked up a sandwich came back to the car with 8 minutes left ate it and as I was about to drive off got a phone call so I do the right thing and not drive while on the phone.. while im talking on the phone sitting in the car a traffic warden walks past me looks me in the face and walks on past, next thing I know he slaps a ticket on my window !!!!!
Get out asking him what the hell he thinks he is doing and he jestures to the meter and says you are 4 minutes over !! Tell him I am sitting in the damn car talking on the phone and he goes thats my problem I should have known when my time is up. I mean all he had to do is tell me to move on or jesture to the meter or something but I imagine that would require some people skills or a bloody soul and the cheeky sod inflames the situation more by walking away while im talking (nope not shouting though extremly annoyed) to him about this.
Extreme self-control or I think I would have ended up in Jail for wrapping that ticket machine around his head ! Common sense took over and I got the digi-cam out took pictures of the meter and the warden himself which he did not seem to like made a note of his number and its going to be followed by a right bitching to his boss even though I doubt its going to acheive anything.
Grrrr... hate em all ! absolute hate ! Next time one steps out in front of the car without looking where he is going as happened last month I am stepping on the gas instead of the brakes.. only kidding.. or maybe not

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