C63 Owners do you get problems?

[StuartK]

I take my BJ's stood up with the door open , wearing the mask of Zorro !

 

[AMGeed]

I give my BJ's stood up with the door open , wearing the mask of Zorro !

Fixed that for you Steve

 

[Deleted member 113659]

I take my BJ's stood up with the door open , wearing the mask of Zorro !

Surely that's what pano roofs were made for???

 

[StuartK]

Surely that's what pano roofs were made for???

You can just whip the rear seats down in yours and lay in the back

 

[stevebgt1]

Naaa
Lying down is just ... Too vanilla !

 

[John]

Doggin is the way forward ....

Dogging is so noughties darling.

I'd rather be tied up and hampton-whipped, playing bucking bronco or indulging in some fisting... or any combination thereof.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Dogging is so noughties darling.

I'd rather be tied up and hampton-whipped, playing bucking bronco or indulging in some fisting... or any combination thereof.

Hehehe. That made me proper belly laugh.

N.B. Always remove watch.

 

[stevebgt1]

Dogging is so noughties darling.

I'd rather be tied up and hampton-whipped, playing bucking bronco or indulging in some fisting... or any combination thereof.

So .... You drive an E Class then ?

 

[Deleted member 113659]

So .... You drive an E Class then ?

'How VERY dare you!!!'

 

[AMGeed]

So .... You drive an E Class then ?

Does it show?

 

[stevebgt1]

'How VERY dare you!!!'

Woa woa .... It was a compliment !

If he likes to indulge in said activities , why not do it in the comfort and space of such an exec model ?

 

[StuartK]

Woa woa .... It was a compliment !

If he likes to indulge in said activities , why not do it in the comfort and space of such an exec model ?

Let's hope he went for the storage pack that adds lugging points in the boot

 

[stevebgt1]

And multiple power points to recharge the toys !

 

[StuartK]

And multiple power points to recharge the toys !

And MB tex for easy cleaning

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Woa woa

Isn't that English for 'stop the horse'?

This thread has turned sordid. Let's have some more. :bannana:

Seriously, is it a sign of old age when you DON'T christen a new car? I've told Deb we should. Be a shame not to. Is this tmi??? Did I say this out loud????

Yikes.

 

[stevebgt1]

Ha ha !! You are the third funniest guy on here ! You are mint !!

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Ha ha !! You are the third funniest guy on here ! You are mint !!

3rd??? Not much of a compliment seeing as there's only 5 funny members. I'll take it though.

Good to have a laugh.

 

[C36fan]

3rd??? Not much of a compliment seeing as there's only 5 funny members. I'll take it though.

Good to have a laugh.

Loooool

 

[Adamccc]

I get grief from my curtain twitcher neighbours about how loud it is, and a fair few hatchbacks either 2mm behind me wanting me to gun it or smashing the limiter at lights wants to hear it.

Can't believe people spitting and throwing stuff at you, must be a pretty crap area for people to be doing things like that - Where is it? As ill be sure to stay away

 

[Sazzyb]

You lot are filthy :bannana: