'Comedic' renewal pricing - Churchill

[del320]

Mmmm - who knows...

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[ALFAitalia]

What a load of BS.....LOL!

 

[Fastcar155]

Unlike you to post conspiracy crap......

Hi , I hope it's not conspiracy crap as you say but it's at least I have brought it to your attention.

I have no idea if the content are based on fact or fiction but what happens if it is fact.

 

[Fastcar155]

Mmmm - who knows...

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Hi , as you say who knows !!

 

[Dickster]

That’s interesting as another rumour I heard was insurance companies refusing to cover EVs…

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

I heard that all insurance companies are owned by just eight people, who combined own 80.085% of total global wealth - and their wealth has been growing at an average rate of 71.75% over the last 70 years, and is now peaking at 80.11045%

All eight of these social elites are in cahoots to increase the cost of car insurance in the UK as part of their plan to limit movements and travel. It’s actually their Plan B because Plan A - releasing COVID-19 - was only partly successful short-term.

Even Plan B is showing signs that it may not be fully successful because large swathes of the world don’t really worry too much about driving with car insurance, so they’ve been scratching their heads to come up with a secret Plan C.

With Plan C they will focus their attention only on one specific - but critically important - group who stand in their way of total world domination. Once this group has been conquered their path to domination will be short and swift.

Plan C will target white middle to late aged males in the UK - although it can be effective with outliers in other demographic groups - who can be completely immobilised by ridiculous rumours spread through a few YouTubers and the Daily Mail.

Rumours will focus on EVs being rubbish, the national grid not coping and once we all drive EVs then we’ll be taxed off the road. As bait they’ll add topics like immigration and pronouns - especially name badges with pronouns in building societies.

The social elite know that the rumours will be enough to paralyse them, and they won’t even have to follow up with those plans. They can drop the whole pronoun badge thing, and remove the fake “out of order” signs from the EV chargers.

The social elite know that white middle to late aged males in the UK are the only ones wise enough to see through their dastardly plans for world domination, and once they have been immobilised then there will be nobody to defend the rest of the world.

Thereafter there will be no further resistance, the remaining 8b+ of the global population will fall quickly as they simply don’t have the same foresight and insight bestowed upon the now fallen white middle to late aged males in the UK.

 

[SpikyMikey]

I heard that all insurance companies are owned by just eight people, who combined own 80.085% of total global wealth - and their wealth has been growing at an average rate of 71.75% over the last 70 years, and is now peaking at 80.11045%

All eight of these social elites are in cahoots to increase the cost of car insurance in the UK as part of their plan to limit movements and travel. It’s actually their Plan B because Plan A - releasing COVID-19 - was only partly successful short-term.

Even Plan B is showing signs that it may not be fully successful because large swathes of the world don’t really worry too much about driving with car insurance, so they’ve been scratching their heads to come up with a secret Plan C.

With Plan C they will focus their attention only on one specific - but critically important - group who stand in their way of total world domination. Once this group has been conquered their path to domination will be short and swift.

Plan C will target white middle to late aged males in the UK - although it can be effective with outliers in other demographic groups - who can be completely immobilised by ridiculous rumours spread through a few YouTubers and the Daily Mail.

Rumours will focus on EVs being rubbish, the national grid not coping and once we all drive EVs then we’ll be taxed off the road. As bait they’ll add topics like immigration and pronouns - especially name badges with pronouns in building societies.

The social elite know that the rumours will be enough to paralyse them, and they won’t even have to follow up with those plans. They can drop the whole pronoun badge thing, and remove the fake “out of order” signs from the EV chargers.

The social elite know that white middle to late aged males in the UK are the only ones wise enough to see through their dastardly plans for world domination, and once they have been immobilised then there will be nobody to defend the rest of the world.

Thereafter there will be no further resistance, the remaining 8b+ of the global population will fall quickly as they simply don’t have the same foresight and insight bestowed upon the now fallen white middle to late aged males in the UK.

All sounds completely plausible to me. What you haven't mentioned is that not only are 'The Eight' in control of the insurance companies, they also have interests in the supermarkets. If their dastardly plans that you summarise above fail to have the desired effect, a last-ditch effort will be to compel the population to bankrupt themselves in a frenzied round of panic buying (thus boosting supermarket profits to stratospheric levels), by means of a series of wildly hysterical front page articles in the Daily Wail, warning of impending climatic doom with headlines such as
" VICIOUS Polar Vortex to BATTER Britain!!!" !!!"
"Weather Bomb to EXPLODE over UK!!!"
and
Arctic Blast will FREEZE the country SOLID!!!" whilst printing harrowing accompanying photos of children in Leamington Spa desperately trying to sledge on the 3 flakes of snow that fell overnight.

 

[JHS]

All sounds completely plausible to me. What you haven't mentioned is that not only are 'The Eight' in control of the insurance companies, they also have interests in the supermarkets. If their dastardly plans that you summarise above fail to have the desired effect, a last-ditch effort will be to compel the population to bankrupt themselves in a frenzied round of panic buying (thus boosting supermarket profits to stratospheric levels), by means of a series of wildly hysterical front page articles in the Daily Wail, warning of impending climatic doom with headlines such as
" VICIOUS Polar Vortex to BATTER Britain!!!" !!!"
"Weather Bomb to EXPLODE over UK!!!"
and
Arctic Blast will FREEZE the country SOLID!!!" whilst printing harrowing accompanying photos of children in Leamington Spa desperately trying to sledge on the 3 flakes of snow that fell overnight.

You will be aware that by breaking ranks and divulging these secret plans that your life is in jeopardy? The same goes for Bobby.

 

[ToeKnee]

You will be aware that by breaking ranks and divulging these secret plans that your life is in jeopardy? The same goes for Bobby.

Not if they're part of the "eight"! Personally I think very highly of our overlord masters @Bobby Dazzler and @SpikyMikey

 

[MikeInWimbledon]

Hi , read an article today that suggested that the insurance fiasco is just the beginning to help EU governments remove old cars from the road by insurance companies not offering any insurance policy for ICE propelled cars !!
The time span quoted is 5 / 10 years and Germany is the driving force.
Other contributions from YouTube suggest that the UK are trying to stop mass movement of the population using private cars and produce a Monopoly for state transport systems.
Time will tell !

Yes, are insurers only in business to reduce CO2 and encourage the sale of even more expensive EVs?

Despite those rumours that insurers are merely in it to make a humble living. (And pay their owners enormous dividends and bonuses)

(Have you ever seen Peter Wood's car collection?)

 

[MikeInWimbledon]

That’s interesting as another rumour I heard was insurance companies refusing to cover EVs…

And then there's that rumour that insurance companies are refusing to cover kids and RR Spoooorrrrrts....

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

You will be aware that by breaking ranks and divulging these secret plans that your life is in jeopardy? The same goes for Bobby.

We’re two of the eight, we’ll be fine

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Not if they're part of the "eight"! Personally I think very highly of our overlord masters @Bobby Dazzler and @SpikyMikey

Snap! I just posted the same thing, I should have carried on reading.

Your masters are pleased with you Toe!

 

[SpikyMikey]

Snap! I just posted the same thing, I should have carried on reading.

Your masters are pleased with you Toe!

There might even be room for you in The Funky Bunker when anarchy descends ToeKnee.....you'll have to bring your own crisps though.

 

[ToeKnee]

Monster munch ok??

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Monster munch ok??

Christ no! Instant ejection. Too smelly in the open air, never mind in the nuclear bunker.

 

[SpikyMikey]

Monster munch ok??

I said crisps ToeKnee, not baked maize-based snacks.
Oh dear........perhaps we have misjudged you.

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

I said crisps ToeKnee, not baked maize-based snacks.
Oh dear........perhaps we have misjudged you.

And the other 8b+ wonder why me, you and the other six have 80.085% of total global wealth. There’s no way we’d take bale maize based snacks into the bunker.

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

80.085% of total global wealth - and their wealth has been growing at an average rate of 71.75% over the last 70 years, and is now peaking at 80.11045%

If anyone is unsure of the credibility of those statistics then pop them into your calculator - an old school LCD is best.

 

[SpikyMikey]

If anyone is unsure of the credibility of those statistics then pop them into your calculator - an old school LCD is best.

I've just put a new battery in my Sinclair Cambridge Scientific.....
Tee hee