Sweet revenge?

[Deleted member 11979]

The other day whilst driving through a McDonalds car park after getting my morning cup of coffee, there was a small incident.

A chap reversed quickly out of a parking space and continued reversing down the 'aisle' toward me. I stopped sharpish and have him a toot.

He ranted, gesticulated and swore.

He then drove off and I followed him having not reacted. At the next junction he stopped, would down his window and shouted 'ffffing twwwat' Indy general direction.

As luck would have it, I know who he is, have his phone number and e mail address.

Anyone got any witty revenges they can suggest, nothing nasty, just funny

 

[MOR8A]

email him the pictures of you and his Mrs.

 

[Giantvanman]

Sign him up to everything online from the IAM & Specsavers to Stannah stair lifts, anger management to zoo appreciation societies plus any 18+ sites you are brave enough to visit. Don't forget to opt for information via the post and willing to receive calls from 'carefully selected partner companies'……...

 

[E55BOF]

email him the pictures of Ryan Giggs, John Terry and his Mrs.

 

[Druk]

Sign him up to everything online from the IAM & Specsavers to Stannah stair lifts, anger management to zoo appreciation societies plus any 18+ sites you are brave enough to visit. Don't forget to opt for information via the post and willing to receive calls from 'carefully selected partner companies'……...

That's what to do . 15 of us did that to a boss once who was giving us undue grief. I'm sure he knew who did it but could prove nothing.

 

[developer]

Get friendly with your local McD employee...

McDonald's Employee Sent To Jail For Spitting In Cop's Sandwich

 

[bpsorrel]

I once signed a local tw@t up to as many Chinese and Ukrainian dating sites I could find. I Later heard from a mutual "friend" that he was getting really p***d off with all the weird foreign mails he was getting! LOL!

Worth a try?

 

[ash59fifty-uk]

Find out his address, call every single takeaway in the area every five minutes, ordering food in 30 minutes. He will get a knock on the door every five minutes from delivery drivers!

 

[brucemillar]

Okay. Here we go (awaits a torrent of holier than thou comments back)

When we were overrun with Doggers (yes you remember the thread. I took to telephoning or writing (sometimes both) the owners of cars that were parked with the occupants engaged in the dogging. This obviously only applied where cars were sign written, and many were.

Writing was fun as you can address the envelope in any fashion you desire =

To the Dirty B*st*rd that likes having other men suck him off in xx lane.

This was favourite. I would enclose a photo as a memory jogger.

I once parceled up (using tongs) one chaps used condoms and posted them to his address along with a photo.

You get the drift.

Dear Mr ffffing twwwat

 

[markjay]

I once signed a local tw@t up to as many Chinese and Ukrainian dating sites I could find. I Later heard from a mutual "friend" that he was getting really p***d off with all the weird foreign mails he was getting! LOL!

Worth a try?

That would work, but only if you know for fact that he is NOT interested in this sort of thing.....

Otherwise he would start wondering who is his secret benefactor so that he can thank him in person.....

 

[Benzmanc]

Do an insurance search on a comparison site, use any address but be sure to use his phone number. After that put his number into a few PPI and ambulance chaser sites. His phone will be red hot lol

 

[TKvS]

Re-arrange this well-known aphorism...." hands much on time their too".....!

As luck would have it, I know who he is, have his phone number and e mail address.

T'would appear that he obviously doesn't know who YOU are !!!

 

[MD5]

Find out his address, call every single takeaway in the area every five minutes, ordering food in 30 minutes. He will get a knock on the door every five minutes from delivery drivers!

Why put the takeaways out of pocket?

 

[Steveml63]

Hi,
Arrange for one of the motorized bed/stairlift sales people to visit his house for a demo!
Phone a few double glazing/conservatory companies for quotes.
Cheers
Steve

 

[ash59fifty-uk]

Why put the takeaways out of pocket?

You sound fun.

 

[MD5]

You sound fun.

Hang on a minute, let me think....ah, I get it - sorry! So I pay my kitchen staff to cook a load of food I've paid for, then pay someone to go and deliver it, and no-one's going to pay for it at the other end. Brilliant!!

Forgive me, I have a hangover today, so I'm a bit slow on the uptake.

 

[ash59fifty-uk]

Hang on a minute, let me think....ah, I get it - sorry! So I pay my kitchen staff to cook a load of food I've paid for, then pay someone to go and deliver it, and no-one's going to pay for it at the other end. Brilliant!! Forgive me, I have a hangover today, so I'm a bit slow on the uptake.

If you think any of that food goes to waste, then my friend you have never been in the takeaway game

 

[TKvS]

I suppose the labour costs...not to mention the utility / transport costs don't go to waste either......

...what was it you said....

"you sound fun"...

 

[ash59fifty-uk]

I suppose the labour costs...not to mention the utility costs don't go to waste either...... ...what was it you said.... "you sound fun"...

Sorry, didn't mean to offend the fun police. Seeing as I'm retarded I better go find my bus...

 

[TKvS]

Apology accepted....some people are just naturally offensive.....it's a character trait..... !!!