Sweet revenge?

[MD5]

If you think any of that food goes to waste, then my friend you have never been in the takeaway game

You're right - it sounds like too much messing around, even if it is fun!

 

[ash59fifty-uk]

Apology accepted....some people are just naturally offensive.....it's a character trait..... !!!

Indeed

 

[LiveForever]

Put an ad on Gumtree, selling something cheap and put his number in the add.

Put an advert in for a PS4 for £100 or something like that, he will get bombarded with calls.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

"you sound retarded" !!!

Posting comments like that really don't help your cause for membership on this site.

Really no need for such attitude here. You can get your point across without being so offensive.

Just a friendly bit of advice.

Ant.

 

[ash59fifty-uk]

You're right - it sounds like too much messing around, even if it is fun!

Me personally, I'd do something which will cost them the same amount of money to put right, as I can be an *** when it comes to owing money, it's the principle. Even if it's only £60.

Takeaway idea might be harsh, but it's a lot nicer than what I would do

 

[Deleted member 113659]

but it's a lot nicer than what I would do

I think you'd kidnap him in the boot of your C Class and force feed him Extra Hot Nando's until he started crying.

Anywhere near?

Ant.

 

[ash59fifty-uk]

I think you'd kidnap him in the boot of your C Class and force feed him Extra Hot Nando's until he started crying. Anywhere near? Ant.

I'm reading this as I'm waiting for the missus to get ready as we're out for dinner (she started her 'five minute hair' routine 40 minutes ago ) So naturally, your post has made me even more hungry

I may start off mildly putting dog poo on his door handles, nothing too extreme

 

[TKvS]

Posting comments like that really don't help your cause for membership on this site.

Really no need for such attitude here. You can get your point across without being so offensive.

Just a friendly bit of advice.

Ant.

You sound fun.....

 

[Deleted member 113659]

I'm reading this as I'm waiting for the missus to get ready as we're out for dinner (she started her 'five minute hair' routine 40 minutes ago ) So naturally, your post has made me even more hungry

I may start off mildly putting dog poo on his door handles, nothing too extreme

I think you should go up and check on her. Just give her a No1 ( the head shave NOT the urine splash)

Then take her for a full plater and a glass of sangria.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

You sound fun.....

Now THATS better. Lil bit of banter is nicer than calling someone retarded. Good lad.

Ant.

 

[ash59fifty-uk]

I think you should go up and check on her. Just give her a No1 ( the head shave NOT the urine splash) Then take her for a full plater and a glass of sangria.

Oh I have even worse planned mate, I'm not going to tell her how nice she looks!

She does look lovely, I won't let her know it though...

 

[Deleted member 113659]

I'm not going to tell her how nice she looks!

 

[TKvS]

Now THATS better. Lil bit of banter is nicer than calling someone retarded. Good lad.

Ant.

Happy to descend to your exactingly high standards !

 

[ChrisEdu]

Find out where they work and phone pretending to be the GUM clinic with his test results, or for more effect, leave the same message with his wife (assuming he has one).

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Happy to descend to your exactingly high standards !

I knew I'd drag you down eventually.

Welcome to my world. :bannana:

 

[Deleted member 6183]

Find out where they work and phone pretending to be the GUM clinic with his test results, or for more effect, leave the same message with his wife (assuming he has one).

Ahem:

Anyone got any witty revenges they can suggest, nothing nasty, just funny?

 

[John Jones Jr]

Edit. My proposal on reflection was a poor one.

 

[MancMike]

Out of interest, how do you know who he is and have those details, but he doesn't know who you are?

 

[renault12ts]

Out of interest, how do you know who he is and have those details, but he doesn't know who you are?

At last...the one question I wanted an answer to too.

 

[TKvS]

At last...the one question I wanted an answer to too.

I had already alluded to that in a previous post, seems strange to me that the OP would know the phone number and e-mail address of another man who obviously doesn't know the OP.

Not to mention the support of members calling for some ridiculous form of action, that quite frankly borders on the criminal , for what ?.....a non-incident where no-one died, no-one was injured, no metal, glass, rubber or plastic was damaged, simply where one party felt injured when a horn was tooted and the other offended party felt it justified revenge by extrapolating it to the point of seeking opinions from forum worthies on the best form of 'revenge' and where forum members exhort the OP to pursue revenge.

It's amusing to observe the antics of children., especially when adults are absent.

Strangely enough this popped up when I refreshed this page......a mission statement or declaration...

"Had an encounter on the road? Had fun at a trackday? Post here! MBClub does not condone speeding, reckless driving or other unsafe or illegal activites."