Swine Flu

[Howard]

I just called the NHS Swine Flu helpline.
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All I got was crackling.

 

[Baron_Samedi]

Why did I even open the thread and look?

Groan

 

[Smatt]

It's threads like this that stimulate the need for an extra tab button as an alternative to the 'thanks' button
I think the mods might be a bit busy at the moment, though....

 

[Uberwagon]

 

[Howard]

And what would the extra tab button do ?

 

[Gollom]

Just won a holiday to Mexico can't go - I'm pig sick.......

 

[Chattonmill]

Reminded me of this one from the foot and mouth time!

 

[janner]

The only cure is oinkment.

 

[Benzowner]

I had a trip to Mexico booked, feel pig sick I can't go

 

[Howard]

The only cure is oinkment.

Did you come out in a rash (er ) ?

 

[Ted]

 

[Gollom]

I had a trip to Mexico booked, feel pig sick I can't go

Beat ya! See earlier post....

 

[Stratman]

Latest reports indicate that the pig flu virus has mutated with avian flu to give us...........






Wait for it..................................................








Flying Pig flu :bannana:

 

[crockers]

I think you're telling Porkies and trying to Hog all the jokes..

 

[grober]

Doesn't look much like a pig to me but maybe if you screw your eyes up tight------?

 

[Gollom]

Just got back from the doctors, thought i had swine flu, been feeling rough for a weeeeeeeek!

 

[KillerHERTZ]

 

[Koolvin]

just need to edit the mask....

 

[SilverSaloon]

just need to edit the mask....

is that Richard Hammond?

 

[KillerHERTZ]

I think I have Swine Flu...



I keep coming out in rashers.