What Have You Done To Your Merc Today?

[SpikyMikey]

Definitely like “You ain’t seen me roiytt” but with age I am fast becoming more and more like “Oiyuh ammm consider-ably richer than yaoweh”.

First my accent, then my skin colour; later my choice of car, and my hair colour,; more recently my hairstyle; and always more than a bit flash

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Can't see the Crocs in that photo B-Dazz

 

[SpikyMikey]

I think you’d do really well in used car sales?

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"Well Paul, being a Nespresso Brand Ambassador is very much like making love to a beautiful woman..."

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

“No. Absolutely no. That’s absolutely bloody hideous”

I’ll be honest that’s not the worst start point. Trouble is she’s saying I need to tidy up now. Do I comply to get into her good behaviour books, try to broker a deal, or drag my feet until she says blooming have it but I’m never going in it…

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Mrs D is not feeling this one. Plan B, Baby D can use it to go to school

As a wise and brave man once said: “They may take our lives, but they'll never take our Raybans, shorts or Crocs”

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

“No. Absolutely no. That’s absolutely bloody hideous”

I’ll be honest that’s not the worst start point. Trouble is she’s saying I need to tidy up now. Do I comply to get into her good behaviour books, try to broker a deal, or drag my feet until she says blooming have it but I’m never going in it…

There may be some hope, she’s just bought me some profiteroles. I think she may be flirting with me.

 

[HappytalkAgain]

"Well Paul, being a Nespresso Brand Ambassador is very much like making love to a beautiful woman..."

Tell ya what, our ‘choonz’ will be exchanged with The Fast Show on Friday with wine & goodies.

 

[HappytalkAgain]

…… I think she may be flirting with me.

You didn’t say the words ‘Ann Summers’ out loud did ya?

 

[SpikyMikey]

There may be some hope, she’s just bought me some profiteroles. I think she may be flirting with me.

Are they on toast?

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

You didn’t say the words ‘Ann Summers’ out loud did ya?

You and your sexy underwear shop obsession has given me a brainwave.

Victoria Secrets are back in the UK and Mrs D misses their underwear. She asked earlier whether we can go on Friday.

Now I reckon a bra is about the same as the monthly payment on the Ami so I could take her to buy another bra every month.

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Are they on toast?

Everything. Always.

 

[HappytalkAgain]

You and your sexy underwear shop obsession has given me a brainwave.

Victoria Secrets are back in the UK and Mrs D misses their underwear. She asked earlier whether we can go on Friday.

Now I reckon a bra is about the same as the monthly payment on the Ami so I could take her to buy another bra every month.
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(The car, the CAR!!!)

 

[SpikyMikey]

You and your sexy underwear shop obsession has given me a brainwave.

Victoria Secrets are back in the UK and Mrs D misses their underwear. She asked earlier whether we can go on Friday.

Now I reckon a bra is about the same as the monthly payment on the Ami so I could take her to buy another bra every month.
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So you'll buy her support by buying her support?....

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

“No. Absolutely no. That’s absolutely bloody hideous”

I’ll be honest that’s not the worst start point. Trouble is she’s saying I need to tidy up now. Do I comply to get into her good behaviour books, try to broker a deal, or drag my feet until she says blooming have it but I’m never going in it…

I’m still tidying. It’s not looking good.

 

[Gollom]

There may be some hope, she’s just bought me some profiteroles. I think she may be flirting with me.

But are they past their sell-by date?

 

[Gollom]

You and your sexy underwear shop obsession has given me a brainwave.

Victoria Secrets are back in the UK and Mrs D misses their underwear. She asked earlier whether we can go on Friday.

Now I reckon a bra is about the same as the monthly payment on the Ami so I could take her to buy another bra every month.
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Supportive as always.......

 

[ALFAitalia]

Victoria Secrets are back in the UK and Mrs D misses their underwear. She asked earlier whether we can go on Friday.

You know they have been back in the UK since 2005 right!!.....or did you just not let Mrs D know to save money!! There is one not far from me.....Brighton....been there since 2017.....not that I have ever been in there on indeed hold a loyalty card....of course not!!

 

[fabes]

Did 60,000 miles

Not all today, obviously...

 

[Trickythemerc]

Took delivery of two new headlamp wash jets from MB Newcastle.

 

[Connoisseur]

Took delivery of two new headlamp wash jets from MB Newcastle.

buy from them a lot. Good prices and great service

 

[TC350]

Sweet FA.

Day 2 of waiting for my MB dealership to get back to me with confirmation that MBUK will pay for my corroded subframe replacement and to let me know when they'll do the bloody job. Being without a car for the first time in 60 years is HELL.