LOL!!!!
HAHAHA!
Mate, I pi$$ed myself reading your post!
Extremely entertaining!
Firstly, about the sections of your post that I quoted..
Yes, you seem to be suffering from the same thing as me...
I cannot stand to see my car looking anything short of flawless.
This was never my intention, it just progressed to this.
Call it OCD, pride, respect for the car, whatever.. but my 63 HAS to be spotless everytime I drive it.
Overtaking....
LOL!
I experienced the "63 madness" just the other day! (yes people, I did take my car out last saturday!
lol)
.. I was stuck behind a learner doing, literally, 15mph!!
.....
I tolerated this for..ooo...maybe 3 minutes and then decided enough was enough.
I did not at all mean to "un-leash hell and fury" but when I pulled out and prodded the throttle, I found myself roaring past the learner damn near sideways! LOL
It felt like I was actually looking directly at him/her as I past them! LOL!
I'm sure they must have sh#t their pants. Like I said, this was not my intention, but I couldn't help laugh my ar$e off.
Note to myself: Must drive 63 like old man in cold/ slippery conditions. LOL
Cats:
Mate, I am so sorry to hear this.
I love cats, but I feel your pain.
My little precious "Missy", took it upon herself to hop onto my car twice...
The first time, she slid straight off, presumably due to the copious amounts of wax. This made me laugh uncontrollably, and duely forgave her, thinking she has learned her lesson.
But no.
A few weeks later, when the car was out of the garage, she hopped onto the roof!
Instinct told me to shout at her and scare her off.... but no, this would have made her run and jump using her claws!
So I casually and slowly walked up to her, as if nothing was wrong and then grabbed the bitch! LOL!
I expressed my disgust at her and she has not tried again since.
Benjy, my good man, I am so glad to hear that you are still loving your 63.
It really is a pleasure to read your posts.