Teflonso
Active Member
I go into Tesco. There's a lovely joint of beef for £20. Fair enough, it's so red that a good vet could bring it back to life, but I know what I'm buying and where from. I'm 100% carnivore and ravenously hungry so pay my £20, get my beef and enjoy it when cooked. It's just a bit tough to chew. But I'm happy.I go into Tesco.
I see a lovely big joint of prime beef priced at £20. "Perfect" thinks I, "that's Sunday's roast sorted." I proceed to the checkout & discover I have only £12 on me. I give this to the cashier, say I'll be in touch regarding the balance & exit the store. Security guards stop me as I leave.
I'm astounded.
BTW, why 60% deposit?
Next day, I see an on-line advert for a second hand joint of meat, being sold by someone I've never met, 200 miles away but it looks like a reasonable deal, even though I can see a few maggoty bits on the photos. I don't bother going to check it out, I buy it unseen. If I'm lucky, I'll get the meat eventually but it might be a bit green round the edges and chances are, I'll get the squits. If I'm even luckier, I won't even get the meat. When I saw the ad, I asked myself "what could possibly go wrong?" and the answer was "nothing".
Quell suprise!
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