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I stopped off at my local tobacconist only to find it was now a haberdashery - once again a case of clothes, but no cigar
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Four tops.
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A grandson was telling his grandad that he was going to Paris, and asked him if he know of anywhere to visit.
The grandad told him when he was there with his mates, he visited the Moulin Rouge, while there he had sex with one of the Can-can dancers on stage, drank champagn for free, and when the staff complained he p***ed on them and left.
"Sounds great! I think I'll try that while I'm there" the grandson said.
The following week he turned-up all beat up.
"What happened to you?" Grandpa asked.
"I tried what you said, but they beat me up and robbed me! Who did you go with, grandad?" he asked.
The grandad replied: "2nd SS Panzer Division'.
The grandad told him when he was there with his mates, he visited the Moulin Rouge, while there he had sex with one of the Can-can dancers on stage, drank champagn for free, and when the staff complained he p***ed on them and left.
"Sounds great! I think I'll try that while I'm there" the grandson said.
The following week he turned-up all beat up.
"What happened to you?" Grandpa asked.
"I tried what you said, but they beat me up and robbed me! Who did you go with, grandad?" he asked.
The grandad replied: "2nd SS Panzer Division'.
I call my Grandad "Spiderman".
He hasn't got any special powers, he just finds it difficult getting out of the bath.
He hasn't got any special powers, he just finds it difficult getting out of the bath.
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It’s now been six months since I joined the gym and still I see no improvements. I’ll have to go there in person tomorrow to find out what the problem is.
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I wonder where Stella McCartney got her inspiration for this outfit shown at the Paris fashion show… Halfords??
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She doesn't look entirely impressed that you've pointed that out to her 
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