Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[OneForTheRoad]

 

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[Chrishazle]

Reminiscent of a comment from a work aquaintance many years ago - Tony would say he'd never in his life gone to bed with an ugly woman



But by the cringe he'd woken up with some dogs!!

Tony was a hell of a guy. For starters, he'd been with Vetco for years, owned (and sold back to them for 7 figures) the patent to a particular connector (Vetco ATD - Automatic Tony Diamond!), lost loads investing in Florida orange orchards but was still loaded, ended up married to a Greek shipping heiress and killed in Norfolk after a gambling debt argument where the knife wielder came out out court, and as published in the press next day, said "I got away with murder"!!.

 

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Group hug!

 

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[SmartAmg]

 

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the good old days..

 

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[Meldrew2]

I wanted to set my password to BeefStew

It was rejected. Apparently it wasn't Stroganoff...

 

[ALFAitalia]