I am Ling!

[LTD]

That's bloody Cantonese hahahaha.

But, luckily, I understand it. Same to you.

Ling

All I know is that our restaurants will be full of our Chinese community this weekend with family meals and that our take-aways will be closed.

Just as well I am handy with a wok and stock up regularly from our local Chinese supermarkets.

.... anyway, you are in bloody Gateshead !!!!

Glad to have a crazy woman with a sense of humour on board. I've watched your business develop ever since your appearance on the infamous Dragon's Den.

 

[st4]

Make your mind up.

Mr pedant...

My appologies sir.

I got carried away, White or irium silver are the only two colour choices I would entertain.

I'm curious to know the rates/expected depreciation on those?

 

[LING]

Re Trapperjohn "So from no where, no provenance on here, no sweating away on the tools to forum sponsor".

Ling leases cars, nothing else.

I think we all know of Ling and her business.

She has seen traffic from here and her business acumen knows she should have a presence where the traffic comes from.

You'd advertise your own business in a newspaper if you saw people of your demograph reading it. Smart woman.

You are correct, LTD.

I thought I made that clear? hahahaha

But look, I haven't spammed this forum in the past (I rarely post on real members forums, but I do join in on general forums - when I'm not banned).

I have to spend my small marketing budget somewhere... and having had a look around this forum it seems normal people (errr...) instead of the usual idiots. So happy to support in the quid pro quo that I might get some biz.

I do have some rather cheap new Mercs, etc.

Ling

 

[LING]

What lease rate could you get me on a CLS shooting brake with a teak floor? White, AMG sport kit, black interior, privacy glass, normal sunroof, no COMAND. Nothing else other than Iridium silver will be considered.

Have you considered a Skoda Fabia Estate??? Far more reliable...

Ling

 

[st4]

Have you considered a Skoda Fabia Estate??? Far more reliable...

Ling

No. After my C class estate, this is the only car I will consider.

 

[LING]

No. After my C class estate, this is the only car I will consider.

Ah.

Houston, we have a problem then.

I don't do cars with floorboards. Sorry.

Ling

 

[renault12ts]

Some brilliant prices on E class estates though. BMW are twice the price.

 

[LING]

Some brilliant prices on E class estates though. BMW are twice the price.

Yeah, these are current shape E's, mainly physical or at Zebrugge... new ones come soon (April for the first deliveries of new shape), but they won't be the same price... I'll tell you that much. Always a good deal on outgoing models, and they are always the most reliable and tested cars too and most likely to have parts support and knowledgeable techs too.

Have about a dozen estates and 6 saloons left at the moment (cars I have committed to). There are not that many current shape E Class out there, now.

Ling

 

[LING]

Also, hello everyone else I haven't replied to. Going to bed now. YAWN.

Ling

 

[developer]

Somehow, for reasons I can't put my finger on yet, I feel this isn't going to end well.

However, welcome Ling.

 

[LING]

Somehow, for reasons I can't put my finger on yet, I feel this isn't going to end well.

However, welcome Ling.

ZZZzzzZZZzzz zzzZZZzzz

Ling

 

[John]

Hahaha, that was 2007. Long time ago. Since then I have had a run in with Bannatyne, after I fed him bad figures with the BBC, to kick him off.

Ling

I thought it rang a bell - I remember watching that one.

You were a crazy lass but you're doing something very right!

Welcome to the forum.

 

[bing]

Somehow, for reasons I can't put my finger on yet, I feel this isn't going to end well.

errr…a little niggle here perhaps :

I am not a delicate flower and don't take stupid people very well, so everyone is warned

Or

but I do join in on general forums - when I'm not banned).

Welcome, Ling!

Love to spit out those tiny bones from Chicken feet myself

 

[Sp!ke]

You can lease a brand new Delorian for £160 per month???

 

[Alps]

Ling, ur nuts, ur webpage is crazy!

welcome!

 

[mad4amanda]

My wife wants a lease deal later this year, such a shame the eclass estate deals will be gone by then they are so good compared to what mercedes themselves can do !

 

[LING]

Mad4amanda: Don't worry. With the collapse of the European car markets, the pressure is on to sell cars in the UK. Merc will give me some attractive offers on the new E, I'm sure. There is also the CLS to consider But she really wants an SLK.

Ling

 

[Dieselman]

With the collapse of the European car markets, the pressure is on to sell cars in the UK. Merc will give me some attractive offers on the new E, I'm sure. There is also the CLS to consider But she really wants an SLK.

The newly styled SLK looks great but is probably not what I need, but deals on a new E or CLS could be attractive.

 

[LING]

The newly styled SLK looks great but is probably not what I need, but deals on a new E or CLS could be attractive.

OKIE DoKEY, well... you need to wait for new E's. Have no real clue to E-Class availability, yet. Some CLS about, but typically, that will change just as you want one.