My wife wants to borrow the SClass!!

[Howard]

Worst case , you'll find a half eaten doner and a pair of ripped tights under the passenger seat in three weeks time

 

[PJayUK]

You dont mean that really do you??

 

[Dieselman]

Worst case , you'll find a half eaten doner and a pair of ripped tights under the passenger seat in three weeks time

You mean from her night out with 'the girls'..

 

[PJayUK]

Actually that gives me a thought! Hide a pair of sexy black knickers somewhere that she is bound to find them! She'll be so livid with me, she'll storm off in a blind rage after screaming and shouting at me...

Job done!

 

[Dark0]

Get some beers in,and keep you fingers and toes crossed.My wife is out with mine tonight,and has some serious high heels on

 

[jadefox]

Well.....that absolutely proves nothing!

 

[Dieselman]

Get some beers in,and keep you fingers and toes crossed.My wife is out with mine tonight,and has some serious high heels on

You always wanted perforated leather...

 

[verytalldave]

What......JUST high heels ? ? ?

 

[PJayUK]

Well.....that absolutely proves nothing!

What, her indoors finding a skimpy pair of sexy panties in my car?

 

[Dieselman]

(Some of us have had a LOT more experiences than you!!)

We were talking cars...

 

[jadefox]

What, her indoors finding a skimpy pair of sexy panties in my car?

LOL no, the putting the makeup on in the mirror (that was a genuine picture of me doing the same lol)

 

[jadefox]

We were talking cars...

Yeah, well....that too lol

 

[PJayUK]

LOL no, the putting the makeup on in the mirror (that was a genuine picture of me doing the same lol)

Is that really you? I would let you drive my SClass anytime!

 

[trapperjohn]

No one has said ladies cannot drive jadefox. Bad enough should I kerb my own alloy (guilty, hangs head in shame) Someone pranged my 124 the other night in Cleveleys -did a runner ofcourse. The anger and rage we all feel when something untowards happens, even out of your control is not to be sniffed at. Of course the wife will get the S Class, if you've got it flaunt it. But if the nieghbourhood(ie) is full of scrotes why risk it. Its not the driving, its the leaving it unattended! Now that I understand.

 

[jadefox]

Is that really you? I would let you drive my SClass anytime!

Haha, and I would drive it expertly too - oh, just for your info - the reason i am on here in the first place is coz I own a merc - it's in my name and everything, so not all women are useless drivers!!

I best edit before anyone takes offence - i am actually only kidding - i think women drivers can be mentalists - but then so can men haha!

 

[PJayUK]

Dead right, its not her she's actually a pretty good driver to be honest. Its the thought of some yoof deciding he wants my Comand unit for 'im wicked 1.1 liter Nova SR... innit...

I would still let Jadefox drive it though......!

 

[peterg1965]

Dead right, its not her she's actually a pretty good driver to be honest. Its the thought of some yoof deciding he wants my Comand unit for 'im wicked 1.1 liter Nova SR... innit...

I would still let Jadefox drive it though......!

Jadefox can drive my CLK55 as well!

 

[Dieselman]

I would still let Jadefox drive it though......!

But then she'd get lost without the Comand..

 

[jadefox]

Jadefox can drive my CLK55 as well!

Yay!! :bannana:

 

[peterg1965]

Jadefox can drive my CLK55 as well!

Yay!! :bannana:

In fact, you can have a choice between the GL and the CLK55!