brucemillar
MB Enthusiast
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- C55 AMG Wagon - W124 300te 4matic Wagon - BMW 4.8is X5 E53 - SWB Pajero 3.5 V6 24v
Location: Supermarket Car Park.
Place car into reverse gear. Now watch as people on foot, some of whom must have come into the car park from out of town, charge in a great long line to walk behind you. This is usually coordinated with actually starting roll backwards. One at a time they will appear from any blindspot, throwing themselves under your back bumper in a sort of suicidal lemming behaviour.
I have a Pajero that has a reversing beeper (its loud) Some hear this as a homing beacon, attracting them to my rear bumper, like dogs on heat. Shoving fully laden shopping trolleys, kids in push-chairs ahead of them as a protective force field to keep my truck from crushing them.
Then you get the filthy look from them when they realise that you may not have seen their stealth approach. Some even try and communicate in neanderthal grunts "Oi - Oi"
Place car into reverse gear. Now watch as people on foot, some of whom must have come into the car park from out of town, charge in a great long line to walk behind you. This is usually coordinated with actually starting roll backwards. One at a time they will appear from any blindspot, throwing themselves under your back bumper in a sort of suicidal lemming behaviour.
I have a Pajero that has a reversing beeper (its loud) Some hear this as a homing beacon, attracting them to my rear bumper, like dogs on heat. Shoving fully laden shopping trolleys, kids in push-chairs ahead of them as a protective force field to keep my truck from crushing them.
Then you get the filthy look from them when they realise that you may not have seen their stealth approach. Some even try and communicate in neanderthal grunts "Oi - Oi"
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