Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

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[markjay]

My experience is that when one door closes, another opens.


Other than that, it is a pretty good car.

 

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My experience is that when one door closes, another opens.

My old woodwork teacher used to say that. He was a terrible cabinet maker.

 

[poormansporsche]

My old woodwork teacher used to say that. He was a terrible cabinet maker.

My old woodwork teacher was asked to leave his position after being caught by several students "educating" the lollypop lady on the use of "wood"

 

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I’ve always found it astonishing that farmers always locate the gate/s to their land at the muddiest part of the field.

 

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[m80]

I’ve always found it astonishing that farmers always locate the gate/s to their land at the muddiest part of the field.

The reason is so that they can pick as much up as possible on the wheels of their tractors, and spread the road with it.

 

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[KillerHERTZ]

Note to all.

We are getting more and more reported posts from this thread by the day.

We try and allow most things on here, but recently you are pushing the boundaries with taste and decency.

This is a family forum overall. Remember that kids etc look over the shoulders of members viewing, people look at posts at work.

We also have a number of women who post on the forum, we want to increase this, not fill the place up with antiquated sexist jokes.

Posting borderline racist, misogynistic, tasteless 'jokes' are not allowed. Also, the forum has a swear filter. Posting images with swear words in them is bypassing our systems.

We will start actively removing such posts giving warnings and ultimately people's access to this thread will be revoked.

Just use some common sense please.

All, Please see my previous message.

Just had to remove an image with the 'C' word in large letters displayed and a racist 'joke' last week.

It seems to be the same couple of users who either dont understand the rules or they are taking the michael. As above, we will start removing peoples access to this thread if it continues.

 

[flying haggis]

Wouldn't you just love to be around when that driver came back and found his vehicle covered in s........?

 

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