Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

davymead · Feb 13, 2024

fourwheels said:
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I think that joke is in very poor taste on this forum.

fourwheels · Feb 13, 2024

davymead said:
I think that joke is in very poor taste on this forum.

Well, you might notice I live on the south coast. We have our fill of ‘older’ people here. I should know, I’m one of them and I was quite looking forward to the rest of the winter in the sun. Don’t spoil it!

ALFAitalia · Feb 13, 2024

Yep... where I live its like God's waiting room. I'm 57... and apart from my 9 month younger wife I'm the youngest person in the road AFAIK!!!!

Chrishazle · Feb 13, 2024

fourwheels said:
Well, you might notice I live on the south coast.

You're West Sussex - try East Sussex, Bexhill to Eastbourne if you want God's waiting room! Try Bexhill High Street playing dodge the mobility scooters! Won't be long before I'm on one of the damned things myself.

fourwheels · Feb 13, 2024

Well that started something! Sense of humour obviously gets better as you get older, that is until you apply for car insurance

baxlin · Feb 14, 2024

fourwheels said:
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I’m tempted to apply, assuming I can choose where I’d be deported to

SpikyMikey · Feb 14, 2024

Chrishazle said:
You're West Sussex - try East Sussex, Bexhill to Eastbourne if you want God's waiting room! Try Bexhill High Street playing dodge the mobility scooters! Won't be long before I'm on one of the damned things myself.

Oi, I resemble that remark!

poormansporsche · Feb 14, 2024

Chrishazle said:
You're West Sussex - try East Sussex, Bexhill to Eastbourne if you want God's waiting room! Try Bexhill High Street playing dodge the mobility scooters! Won't be long before I'm on one of the damned things myself.

I get more tips delivering in the Peacehaven to Bexhill corridor than anywhere else in the South East. Go figure. Every job a quid or 2, just doesn't happen anywhere else.