Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[SpikyMikey]

Please resist any more!

That's an instruction I cannot refuse

 

[markjay]

Please resist any more!

I agree, inflicting these puns on anyone can amount to assault and battery.

 

[SpikyMikey]

I agree, inflicting these puns on anyone can amount to assault and battery.

Trouble is, you start with just one pun and they accumulate. Still, they do seem to generate interest.

 

[Gollom]

Trouble is, you start with just one pun and they accumulate. Still, they do seem to generate interest.

I know, huge capacity

 

[DSM10000]

Watt is wrong with people today!

Just remember, ohm is where the heart is

 

[Gollom]

Watt is wrong with people today!

Just remember, ohm is where the heart is

And let's not start on Tesla

 

[DSM10000]

And let's not start on Tesla

We are poles apart here!

 

[StMarks]

I think it's safe to say that all the above posts are truly "Shocking"

 

[Smart320]

I’m feeling neutral about the posts

 

[Meldrew2]

Currently, I'm Alternating.

 

[DSM10000]

Currently, I'm Alternating.

I feel fairly grounded on the matter

 

[markjay]

I feel fairly grounded on the matter

That's very down to to earth.

 

[DSM10000]

That's very down to to earth.

I go in phases!

 

[HappytalkAgain]

Time to pull the plug?

 

[tmwsccsh]

Wire people dragging this out so long?

Surely it's time to phase it out now?

TMW

 

[Williamwoo]

Amp you very much for all the jokes.

 

[HappytalkAgain]

We’re going round in circuits-board of this now.

 

[DSM10000]

I believe that we have the capacitor for more connections.

 

[fabes]

Watt LED to us reaching this junction on this thread?

It's a bit Irish

But then so it this bit, that bit, those bits over there....

 

[Petrol Pete]

You are generating content and we are being transformed by it , you might eventually create high tension in one of us, I feel that is your primary goal but it might cause secondary effects.