Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

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[ALFAitalia]

See post 8438!!

 

[DSM10000]

See post 8438!!

Nah

 

[Meldrew2]

I've been diagnosed with a rare form of amnesia where I forget about the existence of some 1980s bands - sadly there is no Cure.

I saw a Cure tribute band called "Placebo". I thought that they were better than the real thing...

 

[ToeKnee]

I saw a Cure tribute band called "Placebo". I thought that they were better than the real thing...

I couldn't tell the difference.......

 

[ALFAitalia]

Devon and Cornwall Councils where going to have a joint music festival with classic 70s and 80s bands.....but it had to be cancelled....


........they could not decide if The Jam or Cream should go on first.

 

[GrahamT]

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Your new office desk has arrived

However you will now work much slower, make more noise, be prone to breakdowns and have an issue with emissions!

If you can drag yourself away from this on, that is

 

[ALFAitalia]

The Princes Catherine picture editing row is still rumbles on, I don't see what all the fuss is about, I mean, it's not the worst touching up a Royal has done recently.

 

[MikeInWimbledon]

Let’s go back to the Good Old Days when the Royal Family didn’t edit family photos

 

[Wearsthefoxhat]

Just don't let the Dr Hook you in...

are you AdamAnt about that ..

 

[DoberMan]

 

[m80]

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Money can't buy you happiness,
it might for her though.

 

[BandyAndy]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

I was telling my mate my aunt has been in hospital recently. She’s doing okay and has been passing the time by playing board games such as backgammon, draughts and mah-jongg.
“Any chess?” He asked








“No, she went private”.

 

[del320]

I was told that after a vasectomy, I wouldn't have kids anymore.

But when I got home, they were still there.

 

[Bellow]

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well hung.

 

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