Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

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Sir Humphrey would be proud!

 

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[poormansporsche]

Dad, why is my brother called Azzip ?
That's because when your Mother was pregnant she craved Pizza all the time, so Azzip is pizza spelt backwards.
Thanks Dad
No problem, Lana .......

 

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[Gollom]

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I still think this was a fine looking car

 

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I still think this was a fine looking car

It was but not particularly good to drive.

A teacher of mine had the 3 litre Essex V6. 138 hp from memory!

 

[Tonye]

Spun for fun

 

[ALFAitalia]

It was but not particularly good to drive.

A teacher of mine had the 3 litre Essex V6. 138 hp from memory!

Yep....I swapped the motor out of one into my Mk2 1.3L four door Escort! A big improvement over the 56 brake stocker!

 

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Yep....I swapped the motor out of one into my Mk2 1.3L four door Escort! A big improvement over the 56 brake stocker!

I went out with a young lady whose father had a 1.3 litre Capri.

Not only did he hand paint it green he also insisted that it was capable of 120mph. He didn't seem impressed when I suggested only if was pushed over Beachy Head.

 

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