Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[Swotty]

 

[moonloops]

Two birds of prey playing classical music:

It was Hawk : Kestral

 

[DSM10000]

Two birds of prey playing classical music:

It was Hawk : Kestral

I remember that! It was in the evening, Hawk Kestral manoeuvres in the dark!

 

[TC350]

During a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet.

Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands. Once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet: "Well ***kin' stop doin' it then ya evil b#stard!"

 

[Petrol Pete]

Yet another reason not to go to a U2 concert.

Full disclosure : I have seen them live, great gig..... Probably in a time before Pauls ego exploded....

 

[Bellow]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[kcsun]

kc

 

[OneForTheRoad]

Two birds of prey playing classical music:

It was Hawk : Kestral

At night when they fly about , it'll be hawk kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.

 

[HappytalkAgain]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[SpikyMikey]

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Did the course, got the certificate!

 

[SpikyMikey]

 

[Williamwoo]

 

[DSM10000]

At night when they fly about , it'll be hawk kestrel manoeuvres in

Like post #9183

 

[DSM10000]

 

[flying haggis]