Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[John N]

 

[John N]

 

[moonloops]

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Reflect?

 

[GrahamT]

 

[DSM10000]

Reflect?

That's a refractory statement!

 

[SpikyMikey]

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Good gag, but rather a poor quality photo - the definition could be a little more crisp.

 

[DSM10000]

Good gag, but rather a poor quality photo - the definition could be a little more crisp.

That comment is plain rude and also a little salty

 

[SpikyMikey]

That comment is plain rude and also a little salty

Packet in.

 

[Petrol Pete]

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More like 'getting ready to have the paint rubbed off the tank and fairing' !!

 

[Harrythedog]

 

[ALFAitalia]

 

[ALFAitalia]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

Ok lets upset the god botherers..

 

[Tonye]

This may be of interest to someone. A friend of mine has 2 tickets for the euros final Sunday He paid £300 each but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at South Shields Registry Office, at 4pm. The bride's name is Nicola -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.

 

[John N]

 

[ToeKnee]

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She could at least fill the glasses to the brim......

 

[Dippo]

Good head though!

 

[DSM10000]