Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[DSM10000]

 

[SpikyMikey]

She could at least fill the glasses to the brim......

If that was at our local I'd be sending the drinks back for a top up.

 

[ALFAitalia]

That's how you get them at Octoberfest.....

 

[m80]

If that was at our local I'd be sending the drinks back for a top up.

It's how the local's would be topping them up that worries me.

 

[NJSS]

 

[ToeKnee]

 

[SpikyMikey]

That's how you get them at Octoberfest.....

A very good reason never to partake of an Oktoberfest then.
Which reminds me; many, many years ago I was in Edinburgh during festival time and there being a Oktoberfest type beerkeller marquee set up in Princes Street gardens.
It ran out of beer in about 3 hours

 

[SpikyMikey]

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Me too

 

[m80]

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What makes you think you should get special treatment?
Just because you've got hair.

 

[NJSS]

 

[Petrol Pete]

That's how you get them at Octoberfest.....

Good reason for not attending Oktoberfest.

 

[DSM10000]

 

[SpikyMikey]

What makes you think you should get special treatment?
Just because you've got hair.

Don't be jealous; it won't last.
You know what they say........."Hair today, gone tomorrow"

 

[ToeKnee]

Don't be jealous; it won't last.
You know what they say........."Hair today, gone tomorrow"

That's a bald statement.......

 

[DSM10000]

That's a bald statement.......

I have combed through these posts and find them to be on the fringe of acceptability.

 

[Gollom]

I have combed through these posts and find them to be on the fringe of acceptability.

Makes me want toupee actually

 

[DSM10000]

Makes me want toupee actually

Toupee or not toupee, that is the question!

 

[Smart320]

Think I’ll cut this short

 

[DSM10000]

A question was asked in a seminar

Why employees don't discuss about their problems and frustrations to their management?

The best answer came from a really frustrated employee:

"You cannot discuss your Malaria problems with the Mosquito!"

 

[John N]