Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[ALFAitalia]

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But, there's three smaller ones behind it......

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[Swotty]

 

[GrahamT]

 

[NJSS]

 

[GrahamT]

 

[GrahamT]

 

[NJSS]

Pie

 

[DSM10000]

 

[TC350]

 

[SpikyMikey]

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^^ So true

 

[TC350]

^^ So true

I’m sure we’ve all been there.

It’s like when you finally get round to having a clear out and throw away things that you’ve hoarded for dozens of years. A week later you desperately need one of those items.

 

[GrahamT]

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There's a 10 mm spanner in there somewhere......

 

[ALFAitalia]

You'd thing so....but I guarantee that it will turn our to be 9 or 11mm.

 

[Swotty]

I’m sure we’ve all been there.

It’s like when you finally get round to having a clear out and throw away things that you’ve hoarded for dozens of years. A week later you desperately need one of those items.

The day you throw something away is the day before you need it.

 

[GrahamT]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[Bellow]

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Hmmm, the male rape fantasy resurfaces. As if any rape is acceptable.

 

[DSM10000]

Hmmm, the male rape fantasy resurfaces. As if any rape is acceptable.

Why fantasy?
No one is saying that any form of assault is acceptable either.

 

[poormansporsche]

Why fantasy?
No one is saying that any form of assault is acceptable either.

A good bitch slap would be acceptable in this case. Some people just have a face for it .........

 

[DSM10000]

A good bitch slap would be acceptable in this case. Some people just have a face for it .........

The human slinkie!