Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[DSM10000]

 

[Meldrew2]

I’ve managed to get a flight to Berlin for the game … pilot knows the route well !!!!View attachment 159050

Bet it will still be his first time landing there...

 

[DSM10000]

Bet it will still be his first time landing there

To ATC.

"Yes I have been here before old chap but we didn't stop"

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[KillerHERTZ]

 

[TC350]

 

[DSM10000]

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I see that the Vincent van Gogh Museum in Nuenen, has another masterpiece

 

[HappytalkAgain]

“Hey Vincent, you wanna drink?”

“no thank you, I’ve got one ear”

 

[flying haggis]

 

[SpikyMikey]

“Hey Vincent, you wanna drink?”

“no thank you, I’ve got one ear”

Ear today, gone tomorrow.......

 

[ToeKnee]

 

[ToeKnee]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[ALFAitalia]

 

[Swotty]

(Sorry, unable to edit it.)

 

[baxlin]

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[ALFAitalia]

On Old McDonalds Farm, they only kept snakes.......








...........it was Old McDonalds Adder farm.